Gordon believes that Jacqueline Govaert is an incredibly ugly woman and is even lower in appearance on the ladder than her former colleague Cornald Maas. “She was shocked by the t*fus!”
The viewers of the Eurovision Songfestival can choose this year to turn off the sound on NPO 1 and then to set up the commentary of Gordon and Andy van der Meijde. In a new episode of At Andy in the car Both gentlemen already look ahead to that job and it shows which level we can expect.
Cornald Bashen
Gordon thinks it will be a blessing for everyone to listen to his comments. “The voice of Cornald Maas out, then it will be a nice evening. No, he is doing well, but you just don’t have to see him. Have you ever seen him? Those ears! Hahahaha.”
“He knows a lot of it. Yes, if you do not catch anything with such an ears! God. The orromisie Songfestival! Hahahaha! Hahahahahaha. Hahahahahaha. Hahahahaha. It’s no hearing! Hahahahaha.”
‘Jacqueline ugly’
What does Gordon think of the woman who was Cornald’s co-commentator last year? “Last year he was sitting with that Jacqueline Govaert van Krezip. I always think that is a disease, Krezip. He had made an attempt to comment last year. Well, that poor child closed completely.”
The Glitterbully continues: “He was sitting next to that Cornald and of course he was shocked by the typhus, because he thought: how is it possible that there is an even ugly person than me? Hahahaha. Do you have to imagine that the two are in such a box! That reminds me of that Waldorf and Statler of the Muppet Show!”
Darling of girl
Goor and Andy also announce a TV program in which they will help people, for example with an ugly appearance. “If you are friends of Cornald Maas: you can give him up!”, Says Goor.
Andy: “That girl from Krezip also there? Ah, he is not too bad. He is not so ugly.”
Goor: “No dude, it’s a sweetheart of a girl.”
Andy Gierend: “You just don’t have to see it.”
Gordon Cynisch: “Yes, she can sing fantastic …”
Finally: “That Cornald Maas never looks at me again? Well, not that I am awake about that …”
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Goor and Andy Bashen Cornald and Jacqueline: