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“Autograph session: Till Lindemann & Joey Kelly”, Till Lindemann announced this Monday (September 29, 2025) on Instagram. “On the occasion of the publication of” Der Rhein “(Volume 3 of its Flow Trilogy), Till Lindemann and Joey Kelly sign for you!”
A Monday, at 4 p.m. – and a German, heavily controversial superstar comes into a relatively small club. There he and Joey Kelly will sell and sign their river tripbook. Will there be a demonstration against the Rammstein singer in front of the Astra? The Berlin public prosecutor’s office had hired the investigation against Till Lindemann – however, the allegations of cross -border behavior continue to exist.
Volume three of the boat trip is now devoted to the relatively harmless Rhine. That also went much harder.
Amazona adventure with danger
For their Amazon picture band, Lindemann and Kelly once drove the longest and allegedly most dangerous river in South America. Anakondas live there, Jaguars and crocodiles. But the wild animals did not always keep away. In an interview with “Playboy” The two musicians told, a few years ago, which encounters had scanned them particularly great.
Piranhas in the penis and a wild quay female
On the one hand there was the story with the Piranhas. “Joey Kelly was bitten in the tail by a Piranha,” reported Till Lindemann. And his vacation partner added: “Not only from one. They also caught me on the thighs.” How had it come about? The former Kelly Family member was unsuspecting in a lagoon to cool off. There, however, a lot of hungry piranhas were waiting there, who immediately plunged for him.
But that didn’t remain the only uncomfortable encounter. “Even more dangerous than that with the Piranhas,” says Kelly, “was the thing with the quayan. We were on the road with a folding kayak, such a thing made of tent and aluminum great device, but very restless when you like it. I drove out on this small lake next to the river to catch fish and bow.” And here the next danger lurked, because: “In this lake there was a quay female.”
Joey Kelly: “I swam for my life!”
When the animal discovered him, it immediately hunted him, reports Kelly. “So I stood in the middle of the lake on the kayak and fell into the water,” the singer called the scenario in the memory. “I’m not a good swimmer, but at that moment I ever smelled faster than Till at his performance swimmer. The musician is certain that he was close to death in these moments. “I swam for my life!” Kelly confirmed. “That could be your last moments, I thought, he immediately grabs you on the leg and rotates you around until you are dead. Then he pushes you under a stone and bites off a piece from you from time to time!”
But the former street musician has mastered many extreme situation in his life and also made it out of this light. Joey Kelly fed to the saving bank and now had an exciting anecdote more on the hump that he can tell.