These are the scariest Halloween costumes of all time

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Ahhh, Halloween. The time to stop loved ones from binge-eating and getting drunk with disgusting finger hot dogs and eyeball punch. If sexy kittens, Walter White and Freddy Krueger don’t seem risqué enough this year, you might still be looking for a shocker costume. We have some well-intentioned advice: The following Halloween outfits are not a particularly good idea.

Sexy turds

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Cigarette baby

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Wolverine for poor people

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Spider Dalmatian

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Child condom

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Naan bread

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Poop with…corn?

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No more words

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