Mattie Valk is completely puked under by comedienne Soundos El Ahmadi. She was listening to Qmusic and then suddenly thought of the legendary Mattie & Wietze quarrel.
The famous Mattie & Wietze radio quarrel in a nutshell? The gentlemen would switch from Qmusic to Talpa Radio together in 2017, to become the faces of Sky Radio there. At the last minute Mattie decided to stay with Qmusic, allegedly in exchange for six tons and a Tesla. Wietze was furious and his angry letter leaked through De Telegraaf.
Soundos goes wild
Mattie Valk is now much more successful with his new co-host Marieke Elsinga than he used to be with Wietze de Jager. Unbelievable actually, says Soundos El Ahmadi on Instagram. “Oh man, I just turned on my radio and I was listening to Qmusic. Do you remember? I always think about Mattie.”
She continues: “Years ago, he had screwed his best friend Wietze for a Tesla and money. For a Tesla and money! I don’t know, but the PR team of Qmusic must receive an award sometime, because this guy… The whole of the Netherlands hated him, didn’t they? The whole of the Netherlands hated him and all the artists said: ‘We will never visit you!’”
big motherfucker
Qmusic’s PR team is very smart, says Soundos. “Their PR team is genius! So smart! They have the biggest bastard his best friend screwed for a Tesla and money… They used that PR machine boy to make him a nice spontaneous boy! As a result, everyone has forgotten that he screwed his best friend!”
She continues: “Being an asshole, you can just build a career with that! Q is good for you! Really, Qmusic’s PR team should win a prize, man. Give those people a ribbon. What a topper. You now see posters everywhere of someone who is hated, they win prizes, while he is simply the biggest bastard in the Netherlands. Q is good for you!”
Smart concept
Soundos doesn’t understand. “Wow, I wish I was an asshole, I really do. It’s just a clever concept man: from someone who is the most hated person in the Netherlands to a sort of boy next door. From: oh my god, he’s just very normal! Sure, he’ll screw you for a Tesla and for a whole lot of money!”
She continues: “He would still sell his mother for a Tesla. But no man, make him the boy next door and the nice neighbor. Well, that neighbor who at one point just shoots an entire family and the neighbors say: ‘Well, we never expected that from him. We never saw that coming. He was such a lovely guest!’”
Douze points
A wolf in sheep’s clothing, Soundos finds him. “That guy… And then suddenly he walks into the mall and: pam pam pam. haha! Q is good for you! Ah, that PR team, douze points.”