Anouk Smulders is completely annoyed by the criticism of Arie Boomsma. She jumps out of her skin when a colleague suggests whether the dumbbell pastor can always put a sticker on his mouth.
Arie Boomsma is also called the village idiot of Abcoude because of all his weird antics. This time he has again hit the media with his announcement that from now on he will go to sleep with masking tape on his mouth. He also took some pictures of it and he must have known that that would invite an endless series of jokes.
Arie’s tape
Private star journalist Jan Uriot opens the latest episode of his column Wat Vindt Jan, for example, with tape on his mouth. “I think that Arie should just tape his mouth every day during the day, because he often shouts nonsense of course, doesn’t he”, he sneezes.
That is actually the most heard reaction to this new experiment by Arie: can’t he leave those stickers on during the day? Many people get very tired of Arie, who continuously harass the country with his daily routines. What time does Arie get his coffee, what time does Arie read the newspaper, what time does Arie go to sleep; we all need to know.
Anouk angry
However, Anouk Smulders, Borsato bestie and wife of paparazzo Edwin Smulders, stands squarely behind Arie. She believes in his tapes. “It is very bad for your hygiene in your mouth to breathe through your mouth. A dentist has also confirmed that,” she says. “You can officially breathe better through it. (…) I think the whole of the Netherlands is going for the stickers.”
Ah, the whole of the Netherlands uses Arie’s adhesive tapes. Well, for now her colleague Bart Ettekoven only sees that the whole of the Netherlands is laughing at Arie. “I did read a lot of reactions from people who said: ‘Can’t Arie Boomsma just keep that plaster on permanently?’ Stop that stupid bullshit of his always!”
Anouk is completely pissed off after this comment.
‘Retarded!’
According to Anouk, it must be done with bashing Arie. “Well, you know? I always think it’s so retarded that people say that, because it’s so easy to always respond to that, but – just look back – he often has a point. That’s my opinion, but I don’t think we completely agree on that, right Bart?”
Bart: “Hahaha. I don’t like Arie Boomsma at all. I’ve never really looked into it, but I do hear him say things now and then that I think: exhausting!”
Doubts
Colleague Iris van Lunenburg also has her doubts. “Sometimes you just don’t know whether it is fully substantiated, because then he says: ‘Research has been done’, but how much research and by whom?”
In any case, Anouk firmly believes in it. So he says that ‘officially’ you can breathe better from Arie’s adhesive tapes and that ‘all of the Netherlands’ is going to use the stickers. It seems as if she knows Arie personally. Oh, that’s right: