Yvonne Coldeweijer was sung by MEAU last night in the ratings hit Even Tot Hier. She sang a parody of her song That Have You Done. “She has caught up with RTL Boulevard and Shownieuws!”
It seems that Yvonne Coldeweijer has unintentionally scored quite a few sympathy points because of the dubious way in which BNR Nieuwsradio and Talitha Muusse tried to tackle her. Yesterday, the juice queen was even sung to 1.4 million viewers in the television hit Even Tot Hier.
Yvonne on the shield
Jeroen Woe and Niels van der Laan showed a compilation of experts from RTL Boulevard and in particular Shownieuws who react sourly to the arrival of juice channels such as Yvonne’s. “The tabloid press here has been completely overtaken by those juice channels,” says Jeroen.
Niels: “Yes, juice channels, our online gossip channels that throw everything onto the internet faster than the magazines and TV programs can.”
Jeroen: “Yes, and the most important one is her: Yvonne Coldeweijer.”
‘Did not work!’
Talitha recorded a sniff video, which she sent anonymously to Yvonne and after hearing both sides of the coin she published it with three blows. Now Talitha is shouting all over the media how outrageous that is. No chance, Niels thinks. “We all know Talitha from Op1, huh? Yes, you had to look very quickly, because she also disappeared very quickly.”
Jeroen: “Yvonne Coldeweijer certainly didn’t stink. She did show that video, but only in her private chat group, and she added that it probably could be a fake video.”
Niels: “So it didn’t quite work out, did it? Yvonne isn’t an investigative journalist either, is she?”
Jeroen: “No, but she is just much faster and bolder than Shownieuws and Boulevard combined.”
Not amused
Gossip magazines, according to Niels, are the fossils of the gossip industry. “She is certainly faster than the magazines, because a weekly magazine is useless these days, is it? Because in one week you have already missed three women with Dreetje and seventeen children with Douwe Bob.”
Jeroen: “But the show programs on television are not amused at all.”
A compilation was started of all kinds of show experts who are very sour about the juice channels. Jeroen: “Yes, but it’s just a fact, isn’t it? Yvonne caught up with them.”
MEAU
MEAU then came up to sing a parody of her song Dit Heb You Gedaan. “They were experts, they were professionals, but now they’re nothing, they don’t have scoops,” she sang, among other things. “Because there was a girl like a terrible dream, who stole the juice, robbed the gossip.”
“You have spies, they have none. They’re always late, every show, every magazine. Would kill to be the first to have something. Oh that shitty feeling, they can go, they can go and you did.”
Fragment
You can see the fragment below. Yvonne has responded with a heart and an emotional smiley.
