Youp van ‘t Hek does not understand why Yvonne Coldeweijer has been slapped because she called Rachel Hazes a cremated croquette. “She really does look like that.”
It is really incomprehensible to Youp van ‘t Hek that a Dutch judge has forbidden someone to call another a ‘cremated croquette’. This is of course about the croquette case that Rachel Hazes has brought against Yvonne Coldeweijer. The comedian finds the judge’s verdict downright unbelievable.
Youp about croquette
Youp does not understand the croquette ban. “Can you call a cremated croquette a cremated croquette or should the judge put a stop to that because it is insulting to the cremated croquette, while it really looks like a cremated croquette?”, he writes in his column for VARA guide.
According to the comedian, it is really a novelty that a Dutch judge has ruled that you can no longer call someone something so innocent. “I think that’s okay. Freedom of speech right? According to the judge, it is not allowed. Shame!”
Gossip slot
Youp himself thinks that Rachel would have been much wiser to also give Yvonne a playful nickname, such as ‘blonde gossip slit’. And her male juice colleagues, for example, ‘gossip pimps’. “And then they can talk about cremated croquettes. It makes talking easier and cheers things up nicely.”
All those Boulevard and Shownieuws experts could also use a nice nickname, according to Youp. Although Rob Goossens does not think it is necessary. “Isn’t that a swear word in itself? That you say to someone: ‘What a Rob Goossens you are!’”
