Things work like this: first you negate the error. You do it vehemently. Where is he, I shit on the bitch, you can’t see him. Of course, you reject criticism. They want to kill you, they envy you, they hate you, something like that. Then, since it seems that there were errors, you say that it was not your fault, and that it is impossible to control everything that others do. In the last phase of the error, when it is shown that you had something to do with it, you ensure that you did it accidentally, oh. In the history of ridiculous phrases, designed to deflect responsibility at the last minute, “It was by accident” occupies a pre-eminent and infamous place, next to “It wasn’t me.”
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Running away from a mistake ends up being a desperate race in a circle. It’s not worth much because, in the end, you don’t get anywhere except at the beginning. We all know how this ends, including Irene Montero, because we’ve been down that road too many times. What are they going to tell us? “I won’t pay, I know too much about extortion,” said Toni Soprano. Of course, the crude resource of sliding that was accidentally admits different degrees of imperfection. The ultimate imperfection approaches genius, perfection, in fact. I only saw her once.
For work, a few years ago, I met two inmates who had escaped from prison. They were called Manuel and Belisario. First they broke the resistance of the armored glass in his cell, which gave way to the kick of a boot. Manuel always maintained that He ran away “accidentally, against my will”, and that only before the threats of his partner, “willing to crack me”, he lowered himself through the window thanks to some sheets. A ‘modus operandi’, by the way, academic. ‘Two thumbs up’. There are things that never fail: black clothes for a gala, the sheet for escaping from prison… Upon reaching the last wall, they found a ladder that some workers had forgotten the day before after making some repairs. It was almost mandatory to attempt evasion. “I will not do it again,” Manuel said at the trial, in another sentence for eternity.