John Williams is known for his innocent home, garden and kitchen television, but even he now ends up on Yvonne Coldeweijer’s juice channel. “I like John, but juice is juice.”
Yvonne Coldeweijer started her new juice week this week with the to post of all kinds of spicy stories about John Williams, host of programs such as Help My Man Is Klusser. The trigger was a mysterious tip from a spy: “Why does John Williams get away with everything? Ask your army if they know anything about him…”
Long John
John regularly travels to the province for his programs and then stays in hotels, explains Yvonne. All alone? It doesn’t seem like that. One ‘eyewitness’ says: “I went to a hotel with his mate and him and a man or four. I really had a lot of fun, good device by all gentlemen, as drunk as a beetle and all smoking joints.”
There are several stories on Yvonne’s channel about girls who are said to have had adventures with John. The agreement? Everyone raves about John’s device. “Hahaha yes John Williams… Also slept with a friend of mine. He was here in town for shooting. We now call him Long John.”
‘juice is juice’
How exactly does Yvonne interpret these stories? “I like John, but juice is juice. John’s strategy is that he travels all over the country for those programs of his and whenever he is somewhere, he goes to the local pub in the evening and picks up chicks. In all of those villages far away from home,” she says in The Juice Show.
Yvonne also checked all the pictures of the girls who would have had adventures with John. Is he selective when it comes to looks? “I don’t think it matters much. As long as it breathes.”
Old free ranges
It seems to be a kind of lifestyle for John, says Yvonne. “So if there’s no one to scratch around, he just calls up old freebies. Then come to the hotel where he is.”
John has a wife, but they’ve been together for a very long time. Maybe that’s why he never had a time to poke around. “So he and his wife have been together since they were 17, huh?”
Response from John
Has there been a response from John yet? No. Although the juice has been on the street for half a week now, he keeps a low profile. The best tactics, according to Yvonne. “He has not said anything. That is also the best thing to do.”
