In connection with the summer holidays, here are our contributions for the next six weeks.
SATURDAY JULY 16
List
The peasant protests continue! Meanwhile, the Reliable Men are happy to help you through the line at Schiphol or in the camping shop.
Including:
1. They get up very early.
4. Did you know that 80 percent goes abroad?
17. Bennie Jolink and Henk Angenent yes, for the rest they are all typhoid sufferers.
32. You have to take those farm roads, there is no chicken now.
47. Yes okay, but he is now also being threatened.
51. No distribution centers, no food.
52. We now buy our toilet paper directly from the farmer.
SATURDAY JULY 23
Minutes Mediation Nitrogen crisis [fragment]
Cabinet/agricultural sector mediation report held on 19 July 2022 at 10.07 am.
Present: Johan Remkes, KRO/NCRV (Boer Ayoub)
Absent: LTO, Agractie, Farmers Defense Force, Minister Van der Wal (in hiding), Minister Staghouwer (Schiphol)
Chairman: Johan Remkes
Minute taker: Johan Remkes
1. Opening
The chairman opens the meeting, welcomes everyone, and says, despite the disappointing turnout, that he still wants to start by expressing his disappointment about the turnout. Farmer Ayoub asks on behalf of KRO/NCRV how long this will take approximately. The President requested that the meeting be briefly adjourned for a short smoking break. The President agreed and adjourned the meeting for 10 minutes.
SATURDAY JULY 30
Guest column: Youp (Boerenmadam) [fragment]
‘Why Maxima said that? Because of the farmers, of course. Speaking of farmers, on Wednesday I saw Caroline van der Plas at Renze Klamer about the riots at Schiphol. He had driven all the way to Amsterdam on the tractor to stand up for the fat millionaires who have been terrorizing our country for weeks now, but was put on her number by Maxim Hartman. Renze tried to calm things down, but Carolientje became paler. Who is also paler, is Henk (Bleker). The pony breeder from Vlagtwedde has been on the talk show table in recent weeks. Maybe next time he can send a note to Maxim with an invitation to an FC Twente match, just like he did then with Mauro. Or Manchester United, of course. This week I saw farmer Ten Hag trying to explain in coal English during a press conference why he bought his entire previous team. That’s humor isn’t it? I wonder if he can stay longer than Boris Johnson. Why do I wonder?’
SATURDAY 6 AUGUST
Cartoon (‘Farmer Protests’)
A drawing of a pig being fattened by a machine. The pig is visibly nauseous. There is a dollar sign on the feeder. It also says ‘AGRO-INDUSTRY’ just to be sure. The machine is operated by a little man who doesn’t look much like Henk Bleker, but it says ‘Henk Bleker’ on his jacket so it’s Henk Bleker. The pig has a farmer’s handkerchief around his neck and his eyes are the stars of the European Union. The pig is marked ‘FARM SECTOR’. The puddle of poo reads ‘NEOLIBERALISM’ and in the poo are small independent farmers floating, almost drowning. On the side there is also a man with a cane for the blind and sunglasses with ‘RUTTE’ on his suit who pinches his nose, but of course also laughs very hard and is looking for the exit (‘EXIT’). Elaborate further.
SATURDAY 13 AUGUST
(Difficult week. Still something with farmers/Schiphol. List? Summer guest review? Possibly live blog of riots in Barneveld/Stroe/Terminal 2.)
SATURDAY 20 AUGUST
The Trustworthy Males farm the alphabet? Farmers, Baggage Hall, Caroline, Distribution Centers, Export, Happy Holidays etc.