Story of a vagina, by Jorge Fauró

Diving into the local press, one finds stories that constitute the intrahistory of universal history of humanity. Redundancy is not free. We often think that the miscellany from which files and newspaper archives are nourished goes through the determinations of the great people and the agreements of the institutions, of the councils of ministers and the administration councils, of the boards of directors and other government bodies where top brass abound, sometimes forgetting that beneath this institutional undergrowth hides an underground and parallel world in which extraordinary events and formidable events take place, cornered by the official narrative. He’s late metaverse, there are other worlds, but they are in this one, as fans of the paranormal like to say.

In one of those newspapers to which I owe much of what I have learned, and I don’t know if it has been put into practice over the years, I have read these days one of those news items that will not overthrow governments or decide elections, will not seek pre-election agreements or precede wage increases from the CPI, will not solve the unsolved mysteries of the State sewers or give a claw to the sporting competition they want to imagine. It cannot even be said that it concerns the general interest of the citizenry. There is nothing paranormal about the news, but under the official leaf litter life also passes. the daughter of one variety artist from the Mediterranean coast has inherited the show and the artistic name of its parent, the latter disputed by not a few imitators over the years and whose use was the subject of a long and tedious lawsuit, something similar to what happened with Pink Floyd when Roger Waters and the other three members of the group left paying in the early 80s and the first of them lost the rights to perform under the name of the band that he himself created in the 1960s.

Unlike Pink Floyd, sticky vicky (Vicky Pegajosa, in its Spanish translation) did not make a living singing or composing conceptual works like ‘The hidden face of the Moon’. As an artist, she was little given to hiding anything and now you’ll see why. Vicky Leyton, As well as this -and indistinctly to his nickname- he successfully advertised for three decades in the bars and pubs of the English area of ​​Benidorm, She was a magician, she dedicated herself to magic, to doing the usual tricks of a conjurer, those tricks and cunning that leave one with the face of ‘do it like that’ and for which there is no other explanation than talent and speed. of the illusionist It’s not exactly the kind of magic she popularized. Houdini or practice our tamer Juan Tamariz. Vicky did magic numbers with her vagina and how ‘Magic vagina’ it was promoted in the leaflets that tourists from Bristol, Middlesbrough or any other corner of England took from the delivery man on duty in any of the streets that make up that picturesque neighborhood.

It is known that in a vagina Usually more things go in than go out. except for Vicky Leyton’s vagina, in whose erotic illusion ‘show’ the audience watched in bewilderment as Sticky Vicky’s sex appeared different colored scarves as if to cover a table, they would shoot out ping pong balls or bottles of soft drinks were opened like someone who is going to serve a gin tonic.

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All of this will seem nonsense to you, but such was the success of Vicky, a native of Tenerife by name and by birth. Maria Victoria Aragües, what came out copycats, one of which, actually called Mary Rose, commercially usurped the stage name of Sticky Vicky. They ended up in court, first in a civil court and later in the Court of Valencia, that in July 2009 he agreed with María Victoria, who was already 66 years old at that time. She was luckier than Roger Waters. Vicky retired for good in 2016 at the age of 73.

Stage names and the intellectual property of a show are inherited like real estate or the fortune of a distant uncle. now it will be Maria Gadea, daughter of Maria Victoria, who overcame cancer and begins to have the first Alzheimer’s symptoms, the only one who can use the name of Sticky Vicky to continue the magician tradition of her mother. You see, history is also often built with what happens under the thick cloak of large institutions.

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