Cozy: another Dutch celebrity is going crazy because of Angela de Jong’s column. The AD wrecking ball has written something about a woman with a mustache and now Stella Bergsma is angry.
Although there will soon be a purple unicorn on the candidate chair of De Slimste Mens: nowadays we are no longer surprised. Most people took it for granted that this week a woman with a mustache took part in the Philip Freriks quiz. The conservative AD rolling pin Angela de Jong has been disturbed by it.
Angela angry with mustache
Angela really wrote a whole column about that portrait from De Slimste Mens. That she doesn’t understand it all and that it’s not a good example for the youth. “What do you want to give the audience and growing children with this act?” she bellows in her dreaded daily bit of TV commentary.
She continues: “That as a young woman you are not good and interesting enough as yourself and you can only be truly free if you hide behind a masculine mustache? Suddenly a few feminists are turning in their graves. Rightly so.”
Stella angry with Angela
A woman sticking on a mustache, Angela being mad at the mustache, who’s next? Stella Bergsma. She is angry again that Angela is angry about that mustache. The VI invitation parasite roars: “Angela de Jong once again wrote a Brussels sprouts column. About the sticky mustache of the great rapper Elmer in De Slimste.”
What a load of shit, says Stel. She follows up on her Insta: “Now I am a feminist and I am still alive, but I would almost lie in my grave especially to turn around for Mrs De Jong. 🤣 Because why would one woman with a mustache radiate the message that as a girl you are not good or interesting without a sticky mustache? What a gel*l!”
Narrow look
Sweet or salty popcorn? Stella will continue for a while! “As a woman, are you still representative of ALL women? Aren’t women still individuals in Angela’s narrowed gaze? Now that’s unfeminist!!”
“Because Stefano Keizers is of course allowed to appear in De Slimste with the same mustache without sending the message that as a boy you are only good and interesting with facial hair. Ra ra how is that possible? And if you’re still upset about a little armpit hair, you can’t save it!”
Finally: “Moreover: are you a TV critic or decency police? I turn around for De Jong! 🤣”
Mustache responds
Wonderful, that clears the air. On to the lady with the mustache, because what does she think? It’s also completely over the top. On NPO Radio 5: “Angela is a TERF, which is a feminist term. Angela comes from a very specific generation of feminists. They had to fight very hard for women’s rights.”
She continues: “So when a woman with a mustache comes on TV, they think I’m not recognizing my own femininity and that strikes a certain chord with Angela. What I find really disgusting about Angela de Jong is that she says in her column: ‘I do accept trans people, but this is going too far for me.’”
Adolescent daughters
The mustache pukes on Angela. “That she is worried about the well-being of her teenage daughters because of me! I think, Angela, if a woman with a mustache is making you so worried about your teenage daughters, then there is an underlying problem and you need to take a hard look at yourself.”
Also interesting: which celebrities have the rant from Stella to Angela’s address? Claudia de Breij, Georgina Verbaan and Jörgen Raymann. Daring: they get a pen in the back with their next TV program.