Rachel Hazes is being put through the wringer by Flair magazine. According to columnist Hester Zitvast, it is a terrible idea to give her a real-life soap. “With her bib!”
More and more people are standing up to protest against the plan to give Rachel Hazes a real-life soap on SBS 6. The professional widow herself is very keen, but critics point to the degradation of the TV offering. They think it is already over the line that Peter Gillis is being followed by a camera crew and they really cannot accept this.
Big lettuce mouth
Flair columnist Hester Zitvast joins the massive indignation about this strange television idea. “She has taken over a brasserie in Spain and of course has to milk that completely again,” she gushes in her column. “I would bet my money that this idea came from La Hazes itself, worked out on a beer mat.”
Hester describes the soap as ‘yet another ego document of a meaningless semi-celebrity with a wafer-thin story and a very big mouth’. “They no longer do quality television on commercial sites. The vulgar camping feeling should really shine through.”
‘Look no more!’
Yet Hester realizes one thing all too well: as TV viewers we get what we deserve. “We don’t have to look. But of course we will do that.”
Just like what happens with the Gillis soap, she says. “The production company also manages to sell a half-criminal with loose hands and some run-down holiday parks. We need to stop watching this garbage, really. Only then will this end.”