During the job day in our new house I make coffee for the in-laws, varying from a cow’s milk cappuccino to decaf with pea milk.
The contractor just wants black coffee: “Pea milk? They also come up with the strangest things these days.” My friend jokes that it deer milk to which the contractor replies: “Oh, I understand, at least you can milk a deer.”
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