I went to a football game again. I learned a new word: “horse mongoloid.” I thought of ‘horse cock’: someone who has severe Down syndrome. But my sister-in-law later told me that there are two groups in Mongolia: horse mongols and yak mongols. Of them, the yakmongols are better at football. It’s a bit racist. Furthermore, almost all players turned out to be gay. And the referee was gay too. As a gay in the audience you feel like in a cozy living room with many like-minded people.
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A version of this article also appeared in the newspaper of March 18, 2023