Three nine-year-old chattering aunts discuss in the backseat of the car how many beers their grandfathers drink in 1 year.
“Maybe 250,” says one.
“I think 1000,” shouts the other.
To which the third stoically replies: “The doctor doesn’t allow my grandfather to drink beer. That’s why he drinks special beer.”
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