“Now tell me where Toto is!”

Gordon is heavily targeted by Jan Uriot, the star reporter for Evert Santegoeds’ magazine Privé. “I have been asking him here for three weeks: where have your dogs gone?”

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It is a very wise decision from Gordon: for the first time he seems to be serious about his departure from social media. By no longer constantly attracting attention with all kinds of Insta-stories, he can work behind the scenes to build his dignity and credibility. If he wants to continue in Dutch showbiz at all, then…

On the barbecue

Part of that Insta exit is that we no longer hear about his much-discussed dogs, although we hadn’t heard anything about them for a while before he left anyway. It worries Private star journalist Jan Uriot. He continues to suggest that the entertainer saw those dogs as some kind of accessory and now doesn’t look back at them.

Jan even gives Gordon a cold shower in the latest episode of his column What does Jan think. “For three weeks now I’ve been asking directly into the camera, ‘Gordon, where have your dogs gone?’ So we haven’t seen that Toto and that Rocco for months. Did they end up on the barbecue or what happened to those animals in the Sahara?”

Photo with kid

According to Jan, Gordon’s Insta break is relative, because the TV millionaire did appear last week with a selfie on the Insta of some young lad. “We would like to know, because all kinds of photos will be published again. That photo we saw of Gordon is, I think, an old photo in the Reguliersdwarsstraat during the Gay Pride.”

He continues: “I don’t trust this photo. But we want to see those dogs, so I still put him in the cold part for a while. He will go upstairs, if those dogs are found.”

Derek Bolt

Pim Sedee, the presenter of Jan’s column, jokes that perhaps more serious means should be used. “Maybe we should put Derk Bolt from Spoorloos on it.”

Ah, nice plan. Along the way, he also pulls three fake family members of Gordon from behind their booth. No, let’s skip that…

Gossip Talk

To make matters worse, GossipPraat presenter Dennis Schouten also starts today on his Instagram page about Gordon’s dogs:

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