Meilandjes biographer demolishes Countess Eloise: ‘Please disappear, you bitch!’

Jan Dijkgraaf, the biographer of the Meilandjes, lashes out at Countess Eloise. The Orange influencer complains about her fame and is disappointed that she flies so much. “Get out of here, you bitch!”

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Eloise van Oranje has lost all sympathy among people with one interview. Princess Laurentien’s daughter has been interviewed by the LINDA.meiden and, according to critics, appears to be yet another complaining Insta girl. Because she finds it annoying to be famous, she grumbles. “I would like to get rid of that feeling.”

Annoying Eloise

And what more does Countess Eloise want? Joining Extinction Rebellion, just like Carice van Houten. But huh, doesn’t that girl fly all over the world to cuddle with empty-headed Insta friends like Robbert Rodenburg in all kinds of faraway places? Yes, but she says she is terribly disappointed about that.

Jan Dijkgraaf, the biographer of the Meilandjes, is really tired of that chick. “Countess Eloise doesn’t want to fly and be stared at less by people. That is why this Palestine activist gets on and off planes to make videos of himself all over the world that (…) above all, constantly generate attention.”

Whining bitch

These types of people are really of no use to you, Jan writes in his column 99 Words. “Deadly tiring. What keeps such whiners from disappearing into oblivion forever?”

GeenStijl celebrity Bart Nijman thinks Eloise is a dumbass. “The more famous she becomes, the more stupidity comes out. She had a certain cool when she was obscure. Now it is just a Meilandje with a larger chateau,” he writes X.

Hypocrisy

Geert Dales, the ex-chairman of the 50Plus party, is also done with Eloise. “Dissimulating, dissimulating, faking, lying, being a poser. It’s going around like a serious virus. Stop your hypocrisy,” he writes X.

He concludes: “If you are ‘craving some anonymity’, I have some advice. Stop selling off your privileged position. Find a nice job. Contribute meaningfully to society. Stop that crazy posing behavior.”

To moan

The most painful thing of all is Eloise’s own Insta page filled with negative reviews. “Publicity horny and then start walking around. What a mind,” says one Ben.

And Leonor: “Eloise van Oranje shouldn’t complain! She constantly seeks out the press when there is something to sell or promote. If she stops doing that now, the media attention will also decrease.”

Cover

Eloise on the cover of the magazine in which she whines:



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