Marc-Marie Huijbregts is terribly disappointed that an article has appeared on the internet about his defecation frequency. “I think that’s such nonsense! What a limp bite!”
The celebrities no longer know what to talk about in all their countless podcasts. Marc-Marie Huijbregts and Isa Hoes even recently took the listeners of their chatter cast on a brown expedition. They couldn’t stop talking about exactly how often they push and even how they clean their behinds afterwards. “With a hair dryer!”
“That’s such nonsense!”
Who the hell wants to know how often Isa and Marc-Marie refill the sewer? Can’t they just keep the secrets of their brown farewell ceremonies to themselves?
An observant editor has noticed the statements of the two celebrities and wrote an article about it. And Marc-Marie is pretty pissed about that. “May I say something about that? I think that’s such nonsense!” he shouts in his other podcastnamely the one with Private star journalist Jan Uriot.
Tasteless snack
The usually extremely journalistic medium that has written an article about this is, according to Marc-Marie, a weak bite. “If I could really have thought afterwards that that would be an item… Who would think that that is something, that they make something out of it?”
Marc-Marie has a point there, of course. Today’s news consumer is constantly bombarded with trivialities and sensationalism, while editors can also devote their time to serious and meaningful reporting. The bowel movements of a well-known Dutch person are of course not included.
The squeaky comedian concludes: “Yes, well, I think it’s really nonsense.”
Poop on washcloth
Incidentally, there was another celebrity this week who shared his moaning secrets with the general public. Rick Romijn, sidekick in the morning show of Radio 538, said that there is always poop on his washcloth when he washes his buttocks.
Colleague Niels van Baarlen thinks that is strange. “Then you just have to wipe well.”
These statements did not reach the media, however.