Witty: Johnny de Mol also shows his ruthless side. While Rachel Hazes’ lawyer is sitting at his talk show table, he starts the carnival hit Cremeerde Kroket hard.
Rachel Hazes has a fight with about half the world. In order to still have some entitlement, she has gathered an army of robes around her with which she goes to court every week. Then grab Yvonne Coldeweijer by the throat again, then litigate against her daughter again. It keeps her off the street.
Only losers
Rachel’s legal adventures are not very successful. Her case against Yvonne has led to everyone calling her ‘cremated croquette’ and the inheritance issue she is fighting with Roxeanne also seems to be turning into a debacle. Can Rachel still call herself Hazes? And should she pay millions to her children?
Her lawyer, Royce de Vries, does not seem to have much faith in it. He sat at the HLF8 talk show table last night, where Johnny de Mol asked him: “What do you expect from the verdict?”
Royce frugal: “Ehh, whatever the verdict will be: it will only know losers.”
Strong female
At first, Johnny feigns some sort of sympathy for Rachel. “Women are spared little. How is she doing?”
Royce: “I have known Rachel for a number of years now and I can see that this case is very sad for her. Not only because she faces her daughter, but also because her integrity is questioned and even the love for her late husband. That is extremely painful.”
Johnny: “Strong woman, huh?”
Royce: “Sure.”
Croquette hit
Immediately afterwards, Johnny makes a very special bridge. “Ehmmm, then: it’s election time. Today the polls are open for the carnival hit of the year. Ronald (Molendijk), we had thought: this might be a contender.”
Johnny then starts the carnival hit ‘Cremeerde Kroket’ full screen and very hard, less than five seconds after he called Rachel a ‘strong woman’.
Self-mockery
Royce doesn’t look particularly amused. He now knows to the millimeter how long Rachel’s toes are and she really doesn’t like this.
Johnny Snel: “I have to add: when she dropped this case last week, that we can just say ‘cremated croquette’, that also shows self-mockery.”
Rachel rigs up an entire croquette circus only to tie in when she gets the whole country over her. Johnny calls that “self-mockery.” And Yvonne? “Fearhazes.”
Carnival hit
The croquette hit: