Johan Derksen jumps into the breach for the troubled yoga star Wendy van Dijk. She seems to have kicked her sweetheart DJ Errie out of the house and that is now in the Story. “Uncultivated!”
Well, it looks like the crockery has hit the wall again in Nigtevecht. Erland Galjaard, also known as DJ Errie and the man who has been in his midlife crisis for a decade, seems to have left the marital home. Where Wendy van Dijk sent him? To a bachelor apartment in Rotjeknor. At least, that’s what the story says.
Marriage crisis
Erland has bought a terribly expensive apartment on Rotterdam’s Willemskade. The advertisement is still on Funda and the photos don’t lie: it all looks beautiful. From his living room, Errie will soon see the Maas, the Erasmus Bridge and more importantly: no Wendy van Dijk. Well, that’s what the Story suggests.
Whoever is at the dentist this week and looks at the magazines with a slanted eye, will see the couple standing large on the Story cover with the screaming headline: ‘WHAT IS GOING ON IN WENDY VAN DIJK’S TROUBLED MARRIAGE?’ There is no definitive answer, BUT IT DOESN’T LOOK GOOD AT ALL. A marital crisis, thinks Guido den Aantrekker.
‘I do not care!’
Johan Derksen does not understand that there is a market for this. “I wake up in the morning and then I go through the newspapers and I look at all the news on the Internet and every morning I am really snowed under by relational problems that don’t interest me at all,” he says at the table. Inside today.
Who all are at odds with each other? “That Olcay has already had enough of that disc jockey, that prince of Monaco is having a hard time, one Emma Heesters is dating, but I don’t know for God who Emma Heesters is! The Hazes family is all sitting at the pool, that’s five minutes good, and it goes on and on…”
Uncultivated
… With Er and Wen! “Erland has bought a house in Rotterdam and also seems to be leaving his wife. I don’t want to be bothered with that! And now with the announcement of Shownieuws it all comes along again! It is announced as big news, but it is not news! It is rooting in other people’s misery, it is uncivilized!”
Wilfred Genee thinks that’s not too bad. He points out that our celebrities post three selfies a day when everything is going well, but close the shutters when things are not going as well. “Those people put it all on Instagram and stuff themselves, don’t they?”
Retraining
John is not convinced. “Then it’s your own fault, but there are also a lot of people… The information is obtained from third hand, it’s all ehhh, yes… Half-truths are proclaimed and stuff. Those people are seriously affected in their private lives. I think it’s indecent!”
He concludes: “And the AD and De Telegraaf are just participating, aren’t they? They do exactly the same reporting. Then I think: if you are there on the editorial board and that is your job, then I would look for another job or retraining.”
Phew, actually Johan is absolutely right. What is all that show media doing with their raunchy gossip? Let’s move on quickly… Does Wilfred perhaps have some sleaze and dirt about Martien Meiland?