Glennis Grace attributes her misbehavior in the Jumbo to her impulsiveness: ‘I should have counted to ten.’ Lariekoek, says Jan Dijkgraaf. “Even she doesn’t need hours for the table of 1, does she?”
In 2022, celebrities will no longer get away with their misbehavior as easily as before. First, it surfaces much faster when they misbehave and second, ordinary people don’t tolerate the stars as much anymore. In order to rehabilitate their careers, they have to go through the dust. Deep through the dust.
Ten seconds
A day after Lil Kleine, Glennis Grace also decided this week to look very humbly into the camera. It doesn’t seem to work for now; she remains the pariah of the Jordaan after her fight in the Jumbo.
The main message from Glennis’ sorry movie? She should have just counted to ten. Hilarious, says star columnist Jan Dijkgraaf. “There were hours between the moment that Uneducated of yours was kicked out of the shop and the moment that you returned with your thug of about seven men,” he calculates in his Letter from Jan†
pork butt
Invoking your impulsiveness is really a travesty, Jan thinks. “I know you’re as dumb as a pig’s backside. But even you don’t need hours to rock the table of 1, do you?”
It is not at all surprising to Jan that she needed more than a month and a half to come up with her apology. “It just took 48 days before it was April 1.”
Ladies of Soul
“In any case, it was a lucrative April 1 joke,” continues Jan. He points to the fact that the Ladies of Soul indicated shortly after Glennis’ statement: just wanting to get on with her†
Jan: “The rest of the day I’m throwing posters of Berget Lewis, Edsilia Rombley and Candy Dulfer into the Kliko.”
Letter from Jan
You can read Jan’s entire letter here: