Sam Hofman (photo: right), one of Tim Hofman’s brothers, goes incredibly far when he expresses his annoyance about Dries Roelvink in a podcast. “He really needs to die.”
Anyone who finds Tim Hofman annoying has not yet heard his brothers at work. Sam and Rijk Hofman’s podcast is really cringe-worthy bluster. Every week in BROERS they list how many girls they have taken, which STDs they have contracted and whether their genitals have grown in the past week – it is not about anything.
‘Dries is so sh*t!’
Sam and Rijk also talk about Dries Roelvink in the latest episode. “Did you know that Dries Roelvink’s balls are for sale in the Jumbo?” says Rijk.
His brother Sam then: “Oh, yeah, he has those meatballs. I think he’s so shit.”
Rich: “Why?!”
Sam: “He really needs to fall into the Lego with his bare feet.”
‘He has to die’
Rich is surprised. “Why?!”
Sam: “Isn’t that always the case with that glass of wine?”
Rick: “Yes.”
Sam: “He really needs to die.”
Rijk: “He really goes in… Holy sh*t! Why?!”
Sam immediately realizes that his joke is not funny. “Yes, sorry, that went from Lego to death. That is very exaggerated.”
‘What the f*ck!’
Rijk doesn’t know what he just heard. “What the f*ck!“
Sam: “He’s just so annoying.”
Rijk: “But he’s going f*cking viral worldwide with those videos. It just gets 40 million views.”
Sam: “He’s just caught a crazy trend. (…) Dries misses everything, dude. He really is in his own bubble.”
Rijk: “He has no idea about Ukraine and Israel, but what about Dries?”
Tasting wine
Dries is having a lot of success with the videos in which he tastes wine in an exaggerated, long-winded way when he goes out to eat. Sam: “Yes, Rijk, I think when he makes those videos he just starts tasting… I also find people so annoying in a restaurant who taste a glass of wine to see if it tastes like cork.”
That’s all completely unnecessary, says Sam. “But maybe it’s because I just… Even if someone pours me gasoline, I’ll still drink it.”
Tanning bed
Is there anything of substance in that podcast by the Hofman brothers? Mwoah. Rijk says that his balls hit the glass when he lies on the sunbed. Sam: “Your balls are really hanging on your knees. They’re really on that table, aren’t they?”
Rijk: “Yes, they are on the sunbed. Naturally!”
Sam’s balls are not hanging on the table. “Because I have a three-foot ass.”
Ah, we know where his mind has gone…