Do women feel pleasure?, by Juan Soto Ivars

has had to come this group of thirty-year-old girls so that my mother and grandmother know that they can feel sexual pleasureand so that my wife knows that we can have intercourse when you are on your period. Goodness! I, from here, thank you on behalf of the women who love me and those who surround me. Women who, because they don’t waste time writing columns, don’t have the opportunity to convey their appreciation. Well, I transmit it. They have not stopped repeating it. On the stairs there is no talk of anything else. My neighbors stick their heads out of the bathroom windows and proclaim the onanisms they carry, freed at last from I don’t know what modesty or veil of ignorance that had prevented them from touching. Hallelujah! They already touch each other!

Regarding men, I now speak on behalf of all, just as the minister speaks on behalf of all women, and I admit that we are stunned, absorbed, stunned. We had never heard of women’s sexual pleasure. That exist? In other words, do they really have the ability to feel? Until the Ministry has taken us out of our error, we believed the men who women are mere tools for our satisfaction. We believed it because women’s pleasure is not talked about, nor has it ever been talked about. I was born in 1985 and had never heard of it. My mother was born in 1960 and she didn’t know anything about this either. My grandmother, in 1930 and no flowers. Luckily Montero (1988) and Pam (1989) and Verstrynge (1993) have opened this melon. My grandmother hasn’t picked up the phone since she found out.

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Anyway. Expressed my gratitude, and that of all the women, old and young, and that of all the men who have just found out that their female partners make taste noises because they really notice something similar (holy crap), I was wondering about something that I don’t has nothing to do: adamism. And I wondered, specifically, if saying that people have never been seen in Spain as adanistas as those of Podemos is, in itself, a sign of adanismo.

It is? Or am I an Adamist if I say that I do not remember or know of a case like this, of turning the obvious into discoveries of penicillin? When my grandmother stops giving ‘satisfyer’I will definitely ask him. But, in the meantime, look at one detail: the Ministry of Equality’s spot on female pleasure bears the stamp of the aid plan for single mothers. Did they get the money out of that fund?

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