That Efteling toilet by Joeri Damen from Etten-Leur: you don’t wipe your ass with that. But elsewhere in Brabant it also appears that in the smallest room, creativity has been splashed up against the tiles in a grand way. This was apparent from all kinds of reactions that Omroep Brabant received. Close your nose and open your eyes: these are the seven most amazing toilets in Brabant.
1 – Paper Here!
To start with: Joeri Damen’s toilet. The reason this article came about in the first place. Ducats straight out of the donkey’s shit. As if Holle Bolle Gijs is personally at the end of the pipe to gobble up all that junk. Paper here!
2. – Fruity
Whether they necessarily have a laxative effect: we honestly have no idea. Somewhere in Schijndel, however, they seem to swear by it. Or do they just really like these little things. In her toilet they are in the seat, hang on the wall, in a painting and they are even exhibited behind the pot. A fruitier poop in Brabant is almost impossible. The hemorrhoids strawberries from Joyce Schevers.
3. – Betty Poop
Although he lives in Sint-Oedenrode, we can almost smell that Pieter Jansen got inspiration for his toilet from the Beer Advertising Museum in Breda. This is probably the only place in Brabant where so many vintage billboards can be found on so many square meters. And the yeast did its job a day later. We see signs of soap (handy), Drama Queen (no comment), the police (handcuffing is inconvenient) and Betty Poop. Uh, Boo.
4. – Ajax?
They live in Den Bosch, but presumably they are Ajax players in heart and soul. With Corry and Peter van den Wildenberg you literally hear the angels singing with every message. Their toilet is almost holier than the Sistine Chapel. Hallelujah!
5. Immaculate reception
More sacred than the Sistine Chapel? Hold my beer, it sounds from Eindhoven. Esther de Klerk is proof incarnate that a good turn on the pot feels more divine than any other turn. ever. Immaculately received? Here’s her proof.
6. Game of Toilet
Was it the scene of Cersei Lannisteror is it that of Samwell Tarly† Anyway: Pjotr van Kan’s toilet can safely be called Game of Toilet rather than Game of Thrones. This throne in Breda not only has pictures of the main characters, swords and toilet brushes, but also an appropriate red-colored exit. Ser Vardis should be careful if he gets here.
7. – London calling!
best. With Léon and Rick Hendriks-Van Druten from Oss, it doesn’t matter if you’re in the race. You are always on time in their smallest room. It’s as if the hollow tube of their house is connected directly to the Tube of London, because this toilet is completely and down to the last detail like the London Underground. That departure board? Is 100% correct and indicates current times of any station of your choice. The posters are original from the London Transport Museum. The tile motif inspired by the Piccadilly Line. Calling with the white telephone? You don’t even need a ticket. Here you are rammed. London calling!
