Bridget Maasland does not yet know how to respond to croquette jokes about her good friend Rachel Hazes. It made her visibly uncomfortable last night in RTL Boulevard.
It will undoubtedly haunt Rachel Hazes for the rest of her life: the nickname ‘cremated croquette’. Initially, only Yvonne Coldeweijer’s followers heard this term, but because of Rachel’s urge to take everything and everyone to court, you now hear those two words all over the country.
Croquette hit
Carnival threatens to become a complete nightmare for Rachel, because it seems that a lot of cremated croquettes will turn up during the celebrations. Last night Luuk Ikink already showed a matching carnival hit in his program RTL Boulevard.
Luuk during his socials section to the viewer: “Then carnival! The season has officially started. A new hit has been launched: the Beagle Boys made one for Yvonne and Rachel.”
Long in the grease
The Beagle Boys don’t like cremated croquettes. They sing: “Cremated croquette, cremated croquette. Cremated croquette, had long been covered in fat, it said on the buffet. It wasn’t a frikandel, because I like it. But cremated croquette, too long in the fat, was put on the table.”
Luuk: “Yes, that will be a hit.”
Bridget embarrassed
Bridget Maasland has been friends with Rachel since her affair with André Hazes Jr. and clearly feels very uncomfortable. “Guys, I can’t go apologizing for you all day, can I?” she says.
Luuk laughs: “Yes, that is true, yes.”
Rachel has not been talking to RTL Boulevard for a year, because expert Rob Goossens has said that she seems to be constantly dragging André’s around.
carnival song
The carnival song:
