A half-empty Ahoy, singles that kill and performances that no one is excited for: the time is full for André Hazes Jr. Time for juice. And not just a little bit either. All Rachel dirt is now on the streets…
The second season of André Hazes Jr.’s soap opera has started again on Videoland. The first episode was posted online last night, but is it a viewing tip? It seems like a repeat! That entire soap opera is just Yvonne Coldeweijer’s juice channel, but with a one-year delay. This is even worse behind than the Meilandjes.
Breakup letter
In four days, it will be exactly one year ago that Yvonne dropped a real Hazes bomb: she appeared on YouTube with a personal letter from André in her hand, addressed to Sarah van Soelen. This was his infamous one breakup letter. It was just thrown in the mailbox at Yvonne’s shop. How is that possible?!
Well, there are only a handful of suspects, so that was like Cluedo. In fact, all fingers pointed to André’s infamous mother Rachel Hazes. Why? Because that letter was full of all kinds of terrible things about Monique Westenberg. And André had just been kicked out of his house by Rachel and had officially entered into a relationship with Mo again.
Terrible hate
We all know that Rachel and Monique hate each other terribly, but André has never really commented on the eviction and the leaking of the letter. Until now, because André is going all out in his soap opera. “I don’t like talking bad about anyone. Yes, it just is what it is,” he continues.
A second later he starts gleefully spewing Rachel dirt. “Nah, I had an argument with my mother and then I was actually thrown out of the house and then I went to live with my uncle and aunt for six months.”
Arguing with mom
Then Els Hofland comes into the picture. She is Rachel’s sister who recently sold her house to get rid of her mortgage with Rachel – the two already have a beef with each other. “He came to our door and said he had an argument with his mother,” says André’s aunt, who, funnily enough, has the same cracking voice as Rachel, in the soap.
She continues: “Yes, I think that’s really bad, because I actually want everything to be good in the family, but you don’t leave a child on the doorstep either. Then I say: ‘Boy, come on in, we have a room available here and you are always welcome.’”
Handwriting expert
André then brings up that leaked letter. “Every time you think nothing can surprise you anymore, there’s always something else around the corner. Well, that letter is of course something that made me doubt everything, especially at that time, about everything and everyone. Only two people have that letter and those are Sarah and her parents and my mother.”
Well, counting is not his strong suit. He continues: “Yes, and that’s something I’ll never find out, I think, who sent that. We analyzed that entire video. I also asked a handwriting expert and so on and some answers came out, like where it could come from, but I’m still not going to point fingers at that.”
‘Don’t want to believe it’
Yvonne kept the letter and envelope in view and there was handwriting on it that André had it examined. After all, that could say something about who sent that letter to André. And here the singer says in many words that he indeed suspects his mother Rachel of leaking that letter.
Why doesn’t he just say that specifically? Well, he may be her son, but Rachel’s toga addiction is infamous. That whole case between Rachel and Yvonne was about this letter. He will soon be standing in front of the fence himself. He keeps it safe: “Maybe I don’t want to believe where it comes from, you know.”
‘Says enough’
However, the gossip experts at RTL Boulevard think it says enough. They also point to other statements by André in the documentary. “I lost loved ones along the way,” he says, for example, after which Rachel appears large on the screen.
And about a party in honor of his 1-year sobriety: “My mother organized something. A dinner together. Relatives were there. The people I loved at that moment were all together.”
BLVD star Luuk Ikink: “Yes, he says there: ‘The people I loved at that moment.’ Not anymore.”
Unfollowed
That’s very clever of Luuk. Colleague Rob Goossens thinks that one and one equals two. “Yes, one has lost weight and he no longer follows on Instagram and that is unfortunately his mother. We know that things have been difficult for some time, but the fact that he is now talking about ‘at that moment’ again, I’m afraid, speaks volumes.”
What a story again. Why André’s soap opera is called Crossroads at all is a mystery. There is actually only one title that does justice to the whole: Life of André 🧃.