André Hazes Jr. hopes that RTL will not make a third season of his soap opera, because he says he aspires to a ‘boring’ life. “He doesn’t hope so at all. He wants attention!”
Ratings hooligan Tina Nijkamp is now starting throat hanging out: all those well-known artists with their own ‘docusoap’ on Videoland. “Problem? Many ‘artist documentaries’ are similar. The press release now seems like a cut-and-paste job because it always says: ‘The camera follows the artist for a year and he shares his personal story.’”
André’s story
Now we are once again having ‘the personal story’ of André Hazes Jr. thrown at us. For the umpteenth time. There will be three episodes of ‘André Hazes: The Next Chapter’ on RTL’s Videoland in mid-November, this time about his life after alcohol and drugs.
André is happy with it, he says in a video Instagram. “Hello all. I can finally announce it officially: there will be a new season of my docuseries at Videoland. Of course I told it a bit secretly every time, but now I can officially announce it.”
Sober Hazes
What will we all see? “In season one we actually saw how bad things went and the deep valleys I ended up in and in season two I get the chance to show how things are going now and how things are getting better and what it’s like to be sober and how nice that is. It’s also nice that I can defend myself for certain things.”
André does hope that RTL will not ask him again after this. “I am very happy that this is now being made again. Of course, there is always something happening, including now, so it certainly won’t be boring. So I think there will definitely not be a season 3, because I hope it will finally get boring. I would say: go and have a look, guys.”
Liar
What a liar, the Juice Channel juice guzzlers conclude. “He doesn’t hope that his life will be boring at all. He can’t do without attention at all. This week he announced to the world that he had demolished a hotel room,” he famously sneered juicechannel.
André revealed on his own initiative that he demolished a hotel room because of his bad drinking and that Monique Westenberg was then crying in the hallway. Juice Channel: “Previously, these kinds of things would first be debunked for months and then be confirmed in a whining manner. Now he needs stories like this. 😂”