Ukrainian cyber forces tampered with a Russian warmonger’s Aliexpress order.
The order also included wearable strap-on versions of rubber dildos. FRANK LEIMAN
A Russian “Z-volunteer” who was enthusiastic about the war Mikhail Luchin collected almost EUR 23,000 worth of donations. With donations, Luchin ordered Vladimir Putin airplanes for the military via the Chinese online store Aliexpress. A British person told about it Daily Star.
Everything didn’t go exactly as planned when Ukrainian cyber forces decided to intervene in the order and turn the ordered drones into sex toys. Exactly, Luchin’s order turned into hundreds of rubber dildos.
– Instead of airplanes, Mikhail is allowed to send truckloads of rubber bands and other necessary things to the attack forces, Ukraine’s cyber forces said.
A business idea is born
According to Luchin, returning sex toys is not possible. However, he does not give up and tries to help the Russian troops now with his huge collection of dildos. Luchin decided that he would turn the unfortunate order into a business idea and set up a sex shop in Russia.
– My intention is to make a 300 percent profit with sex toys, after which I will order three times more airplanes, Luchin tells his followers.
According to Ukrainian cyber forces, part of Luchin’s order has already been delivered.