‘Amalia on cover is not Amalia at all!’

The Privé commits a huge blunder. The magazine has a large photo of Princess Amalia on the cover this week. Or not…? “This is not Princess Amalia at all!”, reports the RVD.

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It’s the main story from the latest Privé that hits the shelves today: ‘Has AMALIA FOUND HER PRINCE?’ There is a big picture on the cover of ‘Princess Amalia’ and her alleged new boyfriend with lyrics such as: ‘EXCLUSIVE FROM LECH’ and ‘TOGETHER IN THE SNOW’.

Historic photo?

This one from the German picture According to Privé, this photo could just be historical. “Are these the photos that turn out to be as important in retrospect as those of Princess Beatrix and Claus in the woods near Drakesteyn, or the first of King Willem-Alexander and Máxima… in New York?”

Where was the photo taken according to Privé? “At 1444 meters altitude in Lech, Amalia and Isebrand were also photographed together by the German Bild, just like in New York. But it was still the question in New York whether Isebrand was Amalia’s first love, now it seems certain.”

“Isn’t Amalia!”

At the Government Information Service (RVD), however, they are completely in a bind, because according to them Amalia is not this at all. “As for the photo on the cover of a weekly magazine, I can inform you that this is not Princess Amalia, but someone else,” a spokesperson told the competing weekly. party

When will something be known about Amalia’s alleged new friend? “As is known, official announcements are made through the usual channels (press releases, koninklijkhuis.nl).”

Yvonne screams

Yvonne Coldeweijer, who is berated by Evert because he feels her hot breath on his neck, has to scream about it. “A royalty spy has been in contact with the RVD and this is ABSOLUTELY not Amaal, Evert ???. She was in Lech, but this just isn’t there. Saves another lawsuit. “

The lady on the cover doesn’t even look like Amalia, Yvonne thinks. “Amaal with a Parajumpers jacket ? Pisss, what a disappointment, Evert.”

Aperol Spritz

Yvonne’s spies have the real Amalia spotted in Lech† “Look, this is Amaal in Lech. Looks very different. With an Aperol Spritz.”

“I hereby rename Princess Amalia to Spritzes Amalia. Cheers girl.”

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