The program ‘Polònia’ (TV3) has discovered a singular encounter: it turns out that Pere Aragonés and Carles Puigdemont They have met in the same furniture store. Both were eagerly looking, each on their own, for a negotiation and dialogue table. They wanted to plant it right away and sit with the creatures delegated by Pedro Sanchez.
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The twist of the ‘sketch’ was that the table that they liked, and that they both fought over it with great ferocity, turned out to have already been bought by the Lendakari. Inigo Urkullu. In other words, the Basques always arrive first. Ahh! It was an enjoyable comedic stroke. But they lacked intention, sarcasm, causticity. I already told you weeks ago that the resurrection of Waterloo, thanks to the parliamentary carom, was producing notable nervousness on TV3. They don’t know if there will be new slogans when he returns Puigdemont. They are relocating just in case there could be changes in the distribution of the monetary pie. In the meeting at the furniture store, the essential thing was not the appearance of the lendakari. The superlative thing was the meeting of two presidents of Catalonia, face to face. This is the surreal sarcasm that the ‘Poles’ for now refuse to stage with bite. It would not be a face to face inside a store, but in the Generalitat itself. Fighting for the presidential office, and above all for control of TV3, the great propaganda apparatus. We already know what happened in the Vatican when two Popes suddenly had to coexist (Francisco and Benedict XVI). There were not two Popes. There is only one of Papa. The other remained as a wax figurine in a nearby monastery. I already told you days ago that there is a question that they still do not dare to ask on TV: in the name of Catalonia, who negotiates? Waterloo or the Generalitat?
The other day, after the investiture, Xavier Graset (‘Més 324’) interviewed Miriam Nogueras, spokesman for Junts. He asked if they are synchronized with ERC for the dialogue with Madrid. He answered briefly: «We start from different negotiations». In other words, what is going to be needed here is not a table but a ‘tsunami’ of negotiation tables. All in the name of Catalonia – at most half of Catalonia, by the way – but each one on their own. I think that at Ikea, excited, they are already preparing.