Nick Schilder does not want to respond to Yvonne Coldeweijer’s bizarre escort rumor, and Jan Dulles and Simon Keizer are also silent about the sudden juice explosion in Muiden. “Not today.”
It was already bubbling a bit the day before yesterday, but yesterday it really erupted: the juice volcano in Yvonne Coldeweijer’s backyard in Muiden. We have never seen anything like this before: literally every Volendam artist was pilloried and then fired again. The conclusion? Volendam is Sodom and Gomorrah.
Volendam wedding
Jan Dulles in particular was the victim and that is particularly painful, because he secretly got married yesterday. According to Yvonne, the singer is a ‘megacheater’, but that did not stop Caroline from giving him the yes. His good friends Nick Schilder and Simon Keizer also witnessed this.
The only media party that was informed about the wedding? RTL Boulevard. They were there exclusively and were in luck: all juice victims were within a radius of ten square meters. In the end, as was of course the intention, they produced a very sweet report.
Juicetsunami
Of course, everyone behind the Boulevard desk knows which juice rumors are currently going on about all those famous Volendam residents and this was briefly mentioned by presenter Luuk Ikink. “It was a very emotional day. They became emotional a few times during the ceremony and also during the interview.”
Why? “Obviously because they were talking about their daughter. And on top of that, a kind of juice tsunami comes from all Instagram channels over the whole of Volendam and also over Jan Dulles and Nick & Simon. About everyone. And they were like: we’re not going to respond to that right now, at least not on this day.”
‘Very understandable’
Vivienne van den Assem shakes her head and shows her disapproval of Yvonne’s juice. “Very understandable.”
Luuk: “Everyone can understand that indeed.”
Vivienne: “What a day. A charged day.”
Not only Jan, but also Nick & Simon did not want to respond. Yvonne already had bizarre juice about Nick. Perhaps the most intense juice of all dirt in its so-called ‘Volendam traffic jams’.
Escort service
According to Yvonne, Nick secretly turns out to be much worse than his former singing buddy Simon Keizer. “Basically“Everything that Simon is blamed for, Nick invented and improved,” says the juice queen.
No style summarizes: “Nick Schilder (who kept his mouth very dirty/smart when his partner Simon was accused of letting all kinds of strange women sing into his trouser microphone) would have crawled up to all kinds of fans backstage, would have shot escorts and when masseuses choose the option that is not officially on the menu.”
‘This is true’
Um, Nick Schílder ordering escorts for his hotel room?! Does the spy on duty have a slightly overweight thumb? No, Yvonne swears: “Normally I wouldn’t just post a story like that right away, but these stories really came to me like a flood, so you don’t have to doubt whether this is true. You can trust me on this one.”
Fiercely. Shownieuws also had an item about the Volendam wedding, but did not mention Yvonne’s juice. There, Jan’s girlfriend told me that she would like to have a wedding party in Tuscany. Patty Brard: “We really wish them all that.”