Photo: picture alliance/dpa, Peter Kneffel. All rights reserved.
In the actually laudable expert program “Everything Eurovision”, Alina Stiegler said the day after: “Many ESC fans do not quite agree with the result.”
What?
I disagree with the heat pump.
“This last place is different from previous last places,” someone said. “We did something completely different.”
We didn’t do anything completely different. We had Guildo Horn, we had Stefan Raab, we had a dozen Flitzpiepen.
“The boys gave 110 percent.” And what did Gustaph give? Noa Kirel? Käärijä? 90 percent?
Yes, Käärijä got the most votes from the audience. And Noa Kirel got the most votes from the “rest of the world” and the rest of the world is bigger than Eurovision, gigantic as Eurovision is. And in Australia people like to hear Voyager the most, and in St. Pauli they prefer Lord Of The Lost.
The PROCEDURE in Germany would have to be changed.
You could take part in the semi-finals. Perhaps the German contribution will then be eliminated. But he won’t be last.
You could hire Stefan Raab to find it.
You could always let Max Mutzke appear with different hats.
You could have all the songs written by Johannes Oerding.
One could ask Helene Fischer.
In addition, the NDR must find a successor to Peter Urban.
Thomas Gottschalk says: Constantin Zöller from SWR is the best.
And Thomas Gottschalk wouldn’t be bad either.