It must be your mother: Rachel Hazes. Last night she laughed out loud in Paul de Leeuw’s new show at a vicious joke about her very own daughter Roxeanne.
Paul de Leeuw has made a major blunder. He kicked off his TV show Hotel Hollandia last night with two of the least beloved celebrities of the moment: oblique marcher Rob Kemps and ruthless mother Rachel Hazes. Did his drunk editor accidentally invite blacklisted celebrities? Next week Samantha Steenwijk?
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Rachel’s hunger for attention is apparently so great that even the anniversary of André’s death was no reason to stay home. She even walked onto the stage so quickly that the accompanying music lasted far too long. “You’re actually faster than a rocket,” Paul jokes, pointing to the fact that André’s ashes were shot into the air with ten rockets.
How does Rachel deal with such a day? “Of course you pay extra attention to it. You are actually always busy with Dré, but on a day like today you pay extra attention to it. I am always with a very nice group of people.”
Not texted
Paul then asks whether she has texted her children in connection with the anniversary of their father’s death. “Do you have contact with the children or do you text? What do they do? Do you know?”
Rachel: “We didn’t send anything to each other today.”
Paul: “I understood that André hardly performs on the day of his father’s death. I understood that. I think Rachel had to act now.”
Rachel: “Roxeanne, you mean.”
Joke about Rox
Then Paul makes a pretty spicy joke: “Sorry, what did I say? Yes, sorry, Roxeanne! That you remember the name! Very good! Hahaha.”
Rachel, who is at odds with both her children, can laugh about it: “It’s because of the lawsuits! Hahahaha.”
In one of those lawsuits it has been conclusively established that Rachel is a fake heir and now she runs the risk that her days as a Hazes cashier are numbered. She is very pissed off at Rox.
Rachel recently in the Story: “I said that as far as I’m concerned the door for my children is always ajar. For Roxeanne that is a bit open at the moment. What she said at The Best Singers is quite something.”
Complicated
Well, that will keep Rox awake, that Rachel’s door is now only slightly ajar. Just push it shut, she will think. Preferably with her fingers still between them. In any case, she can no longer sit in the Hazes greenhouse with that…
Rachel also has no contact with son André Jr. He comes up when Rachel says that she has already prepared her entire funeral, including funeral cards. What does it say? “Yes, that gets a bit complicated. No, I’m not going to tell you that. I’ll show it to you right away!”
Why complicated then? “Well, there’s a different name every time! For my son! In terms of partner!”