Isa Hoes gets a lot of criticism because she keeps promoting all kinds of crazy things in the media. Now she is shouting again that she has had a tube stuck in her behind. “Media ban!”
Lots of time and enough money: it’s a deadly combination. Celebrities do the craziest things to pass the time and Isa Hoes has now found herself in some clinic with a tube in her behind. The reason? Her stomach was gurgling a bit, so she had to use a high-pressure hose over it. Well, something akin to that.
Old shit
Almost every fart Isa lets out is published LINDA.nl and now they have taken that very literally. ‘Isa Hoes underwent colonic irrigation’, reads the news headline. “I think I had stomach problems for a month and a half. That all cost me a lot of energy. Then I would go home and lie in bed with a hot water bottle and a stomach ache,” she explains.
The professional widow continues: “And then at one point I thought: I just have to do a colon cleanse again. (…) You are under a towel. Then she will fill your intestines with lukewarm water. Then she removes that pressure and then the idea is that those intestines will start working. That means old poop comes along.”
Very dangerous
However, according to the Darmgezond Foundation, such a colonic irrigation does not work at all. “There are many unpleasant side effects, such as vomiting, kidney failure and electrolyte imbalance. General practitioner and lead researcher Mishori saw patients who were dehydrated or had developed jaundice after colonics,” it sounds.
And also the Volkskrant warns against such treatment: ‘Colon irrigation is pointless and can even be dangerous’. The newspaper mentions serious side effects such as intestinal perforations and inflammation. “There have even been cases of death.”
Eating Disorder
Isa often comes up with crazy things like this. She was also recently in the LINDA. with some fashionable celebrity diet. “Now in LINDA: treat yourself to an eating disorder for more than 400 euros per week,” said science journalist Adriaan ter Braack. X.
Then she suddenly started promoting all kinds of supplements to restore her vitamin supplies. “After a ridiculous crash diet, Isa Hoes is now taking supplements. We expect a post about reiki in October and a collaboration with the moonsisters around Christmas.”
Media ban
And now she has started doing enemas. One HillyBilly notes that it is no surprise that Isa has had problems with her intestines. “It makes sense if you hardly eat for 6 weeks to get a ‘killer body’. Those intestines are crying out for fiber and fluid.”
That’s enough for science journalist Adriaan. He concludes X: “Which party wants to introduce a media ban for Isa Hoes? And a fine for LINDA. every time they throw another pile of nonsense online? They have my vote.”