Geert Wilders was very happy with President Trump’s plan to turn Gaza into “a Riviera of the Middle East”. In his best English he wrote on X: “Very True! As I always Said: Jordan = Palestine. Let Palestinians move to Jordan. GAZA-PLEM SOLVED! ”
That things are so simple in the world of Trump and Wilders. You take off a already plagued people, you send the residents to countries where they are not welcome and you make their area one large beach bar.
I decided to devote myself to a thought experiment. Trump and Wilders have a lot in common politically. I wondered: which Krankjorum Plan of Trump would not want to support Wilders?
Suppose Trump demands: “The Efteling must be closed. The competition with similar amusement parks in America is too great. The entrance fees are too low, it is an example of the way in which Europe enriches at the expense of America. Do they not want that in Kaatsheuvel, or All Places? Then I don’t exclude violence. Efteling-Problem Solved!“
That would arrive hard at Wilders. He once submitted a motion during the Corona period in the Lower House with the request to reopen ‘my favorite amusement park’ as soon as possible. He wanted to make a ‘dream flight’ again, a ride where the visitor is transported through hanging belts by five scenes, based on fairy tales and folklore, including beings from Nordic and Germanic mythology such as elves, fauns and trolls in their natural habitat .
I do not base myself on my own experiences, but on a description in an online reference work about Efteling. Especially the word ‘trolls’ struck me: those who write critically about Wilders will immediately have to deal with them. They are usually pathetic men who have not been able to get a woman and have been treated too late for that.
Would Wilders eventually accept a closure of Efteling forced by Trump? I suspect so, but I think he first tries to persuade his big hero to tackle other goals in the Netherlands. Which one?
First of all of course “the rig of the richel”: the press, by Trump “Fake News” named. All newspapers can close, Wilders will suggest, except De Telegraaf. Why not, Trump will want to know. Wilders: “Because of the columns of Ronald Plasterk and Leon de Winter and the pieces of Wierd Duk. Trump: “Weird Duck?” Wilders: “By far the best journalist in the Netherlands.” Trump: “Then he would become Minister of Interior Security, or something like that.”
Wilders will also recommend Trump to close the Mediapark in Hilversum as quickly as possible. “There are the left -wing crooks of the NPO, the people who always harass me with critical questions. Most live in the Amsterdam canal belt. Moreover, your most important pastor was killed in that park. “
“Is this all?” Will Trump ask. Wilders: “I almost forget the most important thing. We have a parliament in the Netherlands that is not a serious parliament at all. That is why I have called it a fake parliament. Get rid of that weak bite. ” Trump: “We are there?”
Wilders: “Add the judges. The coward. ”
Trump: “Have they sometimes convicted you?”