“If you think we’ve had the worst of characters with Hans in Tuscany – think of Desiree and the Gherkin Gate! – Sylvia really beats everything. This girl belongs more in Astro TV than in B&B Vol Liefde. Where poor Hans is initially charmed by her appearance, ‘she is such a sophisticated lady’, on day one he really misses the mark. „Sylvia is very down to earth.” Dear Hans, we can say a lot about Sylvia. But absolutely not that they down to earth is.
Toilet seat
If only she even touched the ground. This ‘sophisticated lady’ only climbs trees these days! In prom dress and with matching handbag and glitter nails. She doesn’t turn her manicured hand for it. And if you think it couldn’t get any more uncomfortable, she even brought in a garden cushion.
She can literally go up the tree from Hans, he received confirmation on day three that this lady also comes for the ratings instead of for love. But according to Sylvia, it is of course not her fault. Hans simply lives on a different level of feeling, while she is really the one who literally flew into the sky…
If it turns out that floating bitch Sylvia is also going to behave in a high-profile way, Libera has had enough. No, with false women – Falsa! Learned another Italian word! – Hans’s Italian ex-wife has absolutely nothing. Then she may have glued Swarovski stones to Libera’s nails so beautifully, their fledgling friendship has cooled again. Then Sylvia should have honestly said during their manicure hour that she is not pleased with her cleaning skills. Something with a dirty bottom of the toilet seat.
lazy horse
And then it comes. Libera is going to get a story. This scene is already in my books as the best fragment in the new season of B&B Vol Liefde. And yes, from last season too! Of course partly because of the cowboy music in the editing. This is exactly what makes this program so great. Angry ex-wife talks about dirty toilet seat with new single lying in tree. Isn’t anyone making that up?! Because Sylvia is of course now again in tree number 46, this time even including a garden cushion.
Where I hoped for a fight where the swarovski nails of both ladies would fly through the garden, Libera asks in a calm tone what her toilet problem is. “Under the edge it is not completely clean,” says astro Sylvia. Still lying on a branch in her evening dress. Or as Hans says: “She lies like a leopard in the tree. A leopard.”
the bons
Where it is mainly pulling a dead horse, is with Ab and Ted on the Portuguese island of Madeira. Many viewers can see that it will be nothing between these two from the couch. Strangely enough, Ab likes it, but as he says himself: “It has to come from both sides, right?” Well Ab, I think so. Ted meanwhile thinks ‘no, no, no, no’. He even irritates her a bit, because Ab knows everything better. And he also has three pairs of golf shoes in his car. This does not make Ted warm, the ever cheerful Ted even gets a pointy head. Not much later, Ab gets the ticket. In a romantic place with sea view and drink, that is. ‘Two down, two to go. It can only get better,” said the positive Ted. Exactly, that’s how we know you again.
In any case, Richard’s pace in Portugal is already good and the women go through it just as fast as his ADHD. Number four is already driving into the yard. In any case, the new lady, the Surinamese Maureen, does not intend to leave within 24 hours, just like Gerry – you would soon forget her again. This is also clearly visible in her packed and heavy suitcases.
Debit card or tikkie
Peace seems to have returned to Natasha, now that she and Jos have the kingdom to herself. Lazy Dirk – who was still too lazy to drive home the same day – still got them in his red convertible. So it’s time for romance! Jos even took off his ugly shiny sweatpants for this happy moment. They go out for a fancy dinner and Jos pays. With debit card or tikkie, that is the question. But that something finally seems to be blooming here is secretly nice to see, because no matter how good I am at all those cast types go, it’s still about finding love after all. You would almost forget…”
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