It’s October 29. I’m on the bus and I hear two boys talking about the elections. A: “Do you already know who you are going to vote for?” B: “No, I just vote for the nicest surname. If someone is called Blobbers, I vote for Blobbers.” A: “If that person isn’t injured [sic] has a surname and was bullied at primary school, then you will now put it in the right place.” B: “Yes, exactly.”
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