Youp van ‘t Hek plans to text ‘nice and dirty things’ to Rob Goossens’ girlfriend, who has all kinds of chat mistresses. “I think she’s ready for some fun!”
Victor Vlam refused to reveal the Rob Goossens chats, but the RoddelPraat program has now done so and the chats are not a lie, according to Dennis Schouten. He is Rob’s media sounding board and states that the 18-year-old chat mistress in question is a very bad woman because she allegedly seduced the RTL Boulevard expert.
Juice roll
What a strange situation, says Youp van ‘t Hek. The comedian does not find Rob particularly attractive and describes him as ‘some religious-looking turtleneck’. “He had been texting dirty things with a strange lady and was going to confess it. Why? Because some juice troll threw his horny shit out on the street.”
He continues VARA guide: “Do you have to expose your buttocks? In that world, yes. Are you still there? Can you still keep track of all this gunk?”
Closely
Is Youp following all this closely? “No, of course not. But if you read a few popular newspapers every day, you will soon know everything.”
The same applies to René van der Gijp’s marital crisis, he continues. “In seventeen podcasts, tabloid editors discuss whether the gentleman in question should have said something about it in his own program.”
Mistakes
Those podcasts? Youp doesn’t listen to that either. “The podcast makers probably only listen to their own misfires. One podcast responds to another podcast and that is how this bunch of idiots have been keeping themselves afloat for years. And I’m having a lot of fun with it.”
“So this piece is done and now I’m going to text dirty things with Rob Goossens’ wife. I think she is ready for some fun,” the comedian concludes teasingly.