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Rick Romijn, the star sidekick of Radio Veronica, is not satisfied with the delivery of his Bol.com package. The delivery person on duty has pooped on his toilet and left skid marks.

© Talpa, Bol.com

The 60-year-old Rick Romijn, whose real name is Richard Blokpoel, has ordered a package on Bol.com. What exactly he bought is unclear, but the box was delivered last Friday. “I came home on Friday and we ordered something from Bol.com. And that is delivered, you know,” he says on Radio Veronica.

‘May I use the bathroom?’

The delivery initially went smoothly, says Rick. “The courier is at the door. Well, just sign and I want to close the door and he says, “Can I ask you something?” He says, “Can I use your toilet?” And I think that is a bit that you think: well.”

To avoid an awkward situation, Rick decided to provide access to his toilet anyway. “About four or five minutes later I hear that man. He opens the door and says: ‘Thanks, eh!’ And it goes away.”

Number two

Five minutes later? Then, according to DJ Tim Klijn, you can only draw one conclusion. “So he has been doing number two there.”

That’s right, says Rick. “He just sat there shitting.”

And with that, the flawless delivery experience came to an abrupt end. “The skid marks were still there!”

Drol.com

Colleague Niels van Baarlen doesn’t think it’s possible if a postman poops in your toilet and then leaves leftovers behind. “Disgusting!”

Rick: “I thought that was so gross!”

Niels: “Drol.com!”

Rick: “Hahaha.”

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