It seems that SBS 6 will indeed order a soap about Rachel Hazes: propaganda items about her have already been broadcast two evenings in a row in Shownieuws. “Fantastic!”
Rachel Hazes is being puked on throughout the country, but she is still busy with test recordings of her own real-life soap. The subject? The opening of her brasserie in an ordinary Spanish seaside resort. She would like to air her series on SBS 6, but the channel has not yet made a decision. At least, that was not communicated.
Tap a beer
However, it seems that SBS 6 will simply purchase the soap, because the home section Shownieuws has now been carrying propaganda items about that brasserie for two evenings in a row. In fact, the program sent some uncritical reporter, Róbin Klarenbeek, to Torremolinos to make an item about the opening of the catering tent.
You rarely hear them slimier than this Róbin. Is this Rachel’s new PR agent? “I’ll just come and have a beer there,” she says. “It’s really busy! Is this what you’ve been dreaming of all this time? And I’m curious if you can tap me a nice beer!”
Hebkut
After the item with Rachel, there will even be a live circuit. “Did you get a little tip?” the reporter asks her at the end of the first evening.
Rachel then: “I don’t know, because I don’t get involved with the tip jar. I’m already that greedy, so I think: I don’t want anything to do with that tip.”
Ah, she’s suddenly self-deprecating. Celebrity photographer William Rutten appreciates it. “That bastard too! Hahahaha,” he screams at the desk.
Screaming for Rachel
Suddenly all the experts at the Shownieuws desk are screeching about Rachel. “Isn’t it fantastic! She’ll just say it anyway!”, says Airen Mylene.
William: “Isn’t this a sure success?”
The only critical note comes from Patty, who is involved in the argument between Rachel and her daughter Roxeanne in Camp Rox. She thinks it’s a shame that Rachel doesn’t sell ‘cremated croquettes’. “If you say: ‘I’m already such a greedy pussy’, then you can also put that on the menu. Then everyone would have taken pictures of it and it would have been the best promotion ever.”
‘That’s nonsense!’
Patty also made a teasing comment on Friday evening, but was immediately punished. Presenter Dyantha Brooks asked about the opening: “If we say: friends, acquaintances, family, who do you expect there tomorrow?”
Bart Ettekoven: “Well, in terms of family eeehhh….”
Patty: “In terms of friends… ehhhh….”
William angry: “No, I always see her eating with a huge group of friends, that’s nonsense!”
Who always leads that ‘huge club of friends’? Her manager Ricardo Klaverdijk, who has a 20 percent share in everything. Well, it will indeed stay put…