Raven van Dorst seems to be her Magic Touch to be lost. After coming out of the cupboard as another Dutch celebrity with long toes, her new show is now being shown. “It’s very sad television.”

© Annemieke van der Togt

What a bizarre overreaction of Raven van Dorst: she went loose last week on Ellen ten Damme because she revealed that Dorst farm is not at all as authentic as it seems. The singer revealed that she had to pretend to be cooking during the recordings, while then they just started eating something from the catering.

Not normal

Great that Ellen will reveal that and you would expect that Raven can handle that, but not so. All over the piss. Sad. Anyway: now Raven has a new program in the same farm, but with unknown Dutch people. It concerns pearls for the pigs. And what a sad television is that, say TV critics.

Media journalist Mark Koster van de Telegraaf says in the podcast The Media Week: “It is not normal what we have seen. It was insane.”

“Was really bad!”

Co-host Tina Nijkamp then starts to laugh. “You are now going to describe that episode and it was very bad. Hahaha.”

Mark: “Well, Raven received a sad outcast.”

It started with a lady that represented the topless community. She wanted with her facade on television, something that might have been groundbreaking in the sixties, says Mark. “If you already show bare t ** on TV in 1967 as a kind of statement, then you can’t get it again in 2025.”

Childish

It very much draws how Ravens is a new show, says Mark. “It’s just pure adolescent and I think it’s childish. I don’t think it’s creative at all. And what do they do at BNNVARA – and that’s why it is such a disgusting program? Then they also stick a kind of semi -activist chat there.”

He continues: “If you want to lie on the beach with bare t **, then you will lie down in your bare t ** on the beach? Who Cares? As if that is all very special. Go away anyway, dude.

Oldies

Tina states that Raven’s show is also a mismatch with youth channel NPO 3. “The item afterwards was a 70 -year -old woman with moved lungs. Young people are not interested in all those old people, because they are constantly seeing grandpa and grandma on NPO 1 and NPO 2. And then they also have to look at grandma 3.”

The result? The market share in the young commercial target group was very low. “That means that oldies have only received it again. So it had 256 thousand viewers. Yes, that is a flop.”

Sad TV

There was also some figure that explained that you should make your thigh vibrate for more feeling in your testicles. “Haha, then I was already sapped,” said Tina.

Mark: “Then I thought: this is just satire, but not meant as satire.”

Tina: “Yes, no. It was just a sad program.”

Mark: “Just watching crazy, Joh. Watching crazy and then doing it profoundly.”

Tina: “I don’t know what’s going on with that broadcaster, but they have a lot of problems, I think.”

What does Angela say?

Angela de Jong, the Tiger shark of the AD, is also very critical. She writes About pearls for the pigs: “No idea where that title was exactly, because I might feel a boar while watching on Sunday, but I didn’t see pearls anywhere.”

There were all very strange types in that show, says Angela. “The task is to talk to that Ratjetoe with inimitable charm. That was the best, although they could not hurt them that it was all very little. But well, it was something different than summer guests.”

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