Since Javier Milei arrived in the Presidency many manuals burned. Political life in Argentina became a succession of disruptive, novel, even revolutionary events. However, there are almost no precedents – in the other part of the world – for what happened on Sunday afternoon: For the first time an English mastin of almost 22 years was seen. The Conan, which debuted in audiovisual format in Streaming Neura, is a record. Another one that is registered in this amazing presidency.
Milei told the story many times, in acts, interviews and even in his books. The dog brought it back to a trip to Córdoba in 2004, although he never specified whether the animal was born that year or the previous one. Since then they became inseparable. Rather: for him Conan is the most important thing in his life, his “Greater and true love”, The only one who accompanied him – in addition to his sister – when “was at his worst time and everyone took a turn to hit while he was on the floor.” The dirty dirt adventures give for an adventure film, watered with the occasional kitsch.
In a bad economic trance, after running out of work for one of those samples of uncontrollable passion he has, Milei had to resign his own food to eat only one pizza per day. He reached 120 kilos, but the quality or amount of food to can never lowered. There is also a scene for a superi -film film. Time before being a success in the media the building in which it lived in the supply caught fire. He refused to leave to make sure Conan followed him. When they arrived safely, 10 floors below, a doctor warned him that his skin was bluish due to the lack of air. “I am willing to die for him”he replied, a killer phrase that Tom Cruise could say after jumping from a skyscraper.
Until one day the miracle occurred. In 2018, his beloved Conan gave him “grandchildren”, as he calls them: Milton, Murray, Robert and Lucas. That could be the last scene before going to the credits, a final image of the happy family. If so, there should be a sequel. It is that time after the birth of the new animals, another transcendental event happened: Dad Javier became president, and the start of 2024 the five animals moved to the fifth of Olivos, next to their owner. On Sunday, June 29, the long -live That his two -legged father handles.
This is at least the official history. It is the one repeated by their followers, militants and officials, and before which all the entertainers who have the privilege of interviewing the president are preferred. The reason why even Luis Majul, Jonatan Viale, Esteban Trebucq, Alejandro Fantino or Pablo Rossi have ever asked him for a precision about his dog and grandchildren in all the friendly talks they maintained is because they believe in the word of Milei. They are convinced that Conan we now met is, in effect, the one that Milei always said: a prodigy of nature that advances in the decades and time without major problems.
Trunk, the last person in charge of launching centers at the presidential head, can testify to his own eyes. “Look, it’s here, I’m touching it, look at it”he repeated an infinity of times during the note, while the president launched repeated laughs that, if not because the hero of the new international right never lies, would seem forced.
The power of the impeccable presidential word (which convinced many, for example, that the texts in their books, exactly identical to those who published other authors before, are not plagiarism, much less) has a single problem. It is small, it is true, if you compare it to the feats that “the best government in the history of the world is doing”, but that is why it ceases to be there, bothering as a fly that refuses to leave. It is that enemy with which Milei has problems since he was a child, since that time, in the middle of the paternal beating, a ray of light came down from the kitchen of his house to perch on his sister. What complicates the official story about Conan and his, the founding myth of freedom advances, It is that called reality.
Conan, the one that appeared in Neura, It is not Conan. Despite what its owner says, despite what he held for so many years, despite what indicated the account that made the animal on Twitter where they swore to walk together, the dog He died in 2017. How do we know? In principle, thanks to logic: English mastiffs have a 12 -year life expectancy. However, I could say here a very convinced militant -or some of the entertainers who usually speak for the cameras with Milei-, that does not prove anything: Conan can be an animal that challenges all the limits. You can be over 20 years old. If its owner achieved the impossible -how to avoid inflation to 17,000% -why don’t your dog?
However, there is another inconvenience. It is the story of the few friends who knew how to have -as Diego Giacomomini, Mariano Fernández or Claudia Oviedo, the CM that handled Conan’s account when he had already died -that on numerous occasions they have told how the death of the animal in that 2017 transformed Milei. There is also another irrefutable testimony, an issue that brings us closer to the offspring of the animal: the American company perpetuate, where the libertarian cloned his dog. On their website – where they advertise their most illustrious client – they confirm this version, and give land the story that Milei held for years. The grandchildren, which he presents as “children” of Conan, are really genetic copies of the original. They were not born as nature and biology dictates, so it could be affirmed, using the profuse presidential rhetoric, which are the country’s first Woke dogs.
However, the issue is another. Why does Milei refuse to present to the clone – from now on Conan II -like what is truly? Why is no one around him encouraged to ask? What hides behind the dog? Here the stories of Celia Melamed and the sorcerer Gustavo could come to the aid. The first is the “Interspecies communicator” that trained Karina in that discipline. The medium witnessed the moment when the clones met the libertarian, when one of the puppies was without any help to look for the food of the deceased Conan. Although any other could have thought that it was simply a hunger dog, Milei – which is always one step ahead of the rest – saw something else: the reincarnation of the dead animal in the newborn. Karina, like Melamed believes in reincarnations and past lives -That which appears in the esoteric curriculum of the now general secretary, where among their supernatural attributes are the akashic records- obviously endorsed this version. Gustavo is another who can account. In “The forces of heaven” (Editorial Planeta), where he speaks for the first time, the sorcerer reveals that he met Milei in the old Roman Empire, where he was an emperor and the libertarian a reconverted gladiator, by his hand, in general. In the Colosseum, in fact, it is where Guerrero and Dog – at that time, in Leon format – met. This story, in fact, was repeated by Milei to the friends he had, already named in this note, but also many others.
Then, the president does not tell the truth – his truth – because, as he says, it is “crazy but not boludo.” He knows that if Sunday had arrived in Neura to say “here is the reincarnation of Conan” hundreds of questions would open. The first would be obvious: if you are so convinced that there are past lives that explain the current one, in what other mystical element do you think? The dozen stories, documents and evidence point in the same sense: Milei believes to be a chosen by a higher entity, who chose it when he was only 11 years old and since then accompanies him. It was God – which passed the message to Conan and this to Karina – who revealed that he commissioned “the mission” of being president. It was God who told him that he had to put Luis Caputo as Minister of Economy. He was also the one who commissioned him to move the embassy in Israel. The list is very long and could continue, realizing how esotericism is central to this president and this government, and that influences from the cabinet assembly to decision making, and which explains why all the discourse of the ruling party – of the “forces of heaven” – is deeply theological. A WhatsApp conversation by Javier Milei to his then friend Mariano Fernández He also proves that the libertarian believes that his dog’s clones have different skills, such as knowing about economics, philosophy and also predicting the future.
I said that the purpose of this note was to talk about Conan. Perhaps at this point they have already realized that, unlike what the impeccable president does, a little lying. What I want to talk about is what is hidden behind Conan. Of the Conan signifier, if you want. Of the questions that the stellar appearance of its genetic copy leaves floating. What does the president say in reincarnations? What does the president say that animals can have round trip dialogues? What does the president say that his animals can give strategic advice? What does the president say that he believes to be a choice of God? What does the president say that he believes that the forces of heaven speak to him? What does the President say that these mystical appearances are those who digit who approaches or moves away from the government? What does the president say decisions based on supernatural beliefs? The list of lacerating doubts could follow much more, but there is one that is, by broad difference, the most tortuous of all. And in this, Milei is exempt. ¿What does all of us say that we continue to realize that nothing strange is happening? There is the big question: not what the libertarian says of Conan, but what Conan (the living and the cloning) says of all of us.
