Hans Klok is looking for a new assistant for his magic shows, but he has an important requirement: the woman cannot get pregnant. “And it must be a blond someone.”
Just recovering from the moment when someone from the audience accidentally pierced his arm, Hans Klok is already busy again with his shows and all kinds of preparations for it, including finding a new assistant. But one that meets his strict wish list and it says ‘no pregnancies’ high.
Hans is looking for Blondine
Hans currently has three assistants, but one of them, Bo Yael, is busy with mothering. “She has had two children in the meantime and of course we are going to perform a lot abroad again next year, so we are looking for someone for it.”
He continues to the desk of Shownieuws: “It must be a blond someone, because the others are already dark, and also someone who has no ambition to become a mother. So we are looking for a blonde lady.”
Grandpa and granddaughter
Isn’t this a bit politically incorrect from Hans? “Yes, it’s funny, because nowadays you can’t demand all that anymore, you know.”
He continues: “We are not looking for a very young person either, because otherwise you will also become such a grandfather who will perform with his granddaughter. Just someone about 35 who wants to do it for another ten years.”
And slim, Hans concludes. “Of course you have to have perfect sizes.”