Most Disappointing Albums of All Time (5): Guns N’ Roses – “Chinese Democracy”
A winning streak cannot last forever. And when you’re a successful recording artist with a long career, there inevitably comes a time when fans and critics are disappointed with a new album.
This may be because a big experiment didn’t pay off as hoped. The taste changed quickly. You are suddenly dismissed as a relic of the past. For creating something so bold and innovative that its genius will only be appreciated in years to come. Or that you simply produced a dud due to a combination of physical and creative exhaustion. The unbearable stress of trying to surpass yourself. And perhaps the influence of certain chemical substances.
For truly great artists, a disappointing album can be just a bump in the road to a long, successful career. Bob Dylan has many albums that can safely be described as “disappointing.” And they only made the sequels even more impressive and interesting. The same could be said of David Bowie, Madonna, Jay-Z, Stevie Wonder, the Rolling Stones, and other artists whose careers span multiple generations.
Rating: Also depends on the time
The American ROLLING STONE has compiled a list of the 50 most disappointing albums in music history. There are some important caveats that need to be made before various armies of fans make plans to set our offices on fire. Or unleashing SWAT teams on our homes. We absolutely love some of these albums. An album can be seen as disappointing the moment it comes out. And later be reevaluated forever.
This mainly has to do with the timing and the critical consensus at a particular point in time. And an album that’s considered B+/A- is still disappointing when it follows a string of A/A+ albums.
Plus, a disappointing album by an incredibly talented artist like Radiohead or U2 would be considered a masterpiece if it had been released by almost anyone else. (We had a really hard time deciding to include “The King of Limbs” and “Songs of Innocence” here. But we ended up including them.)
(And if you’re going to storm our houses because we recorded your favorite band here, can you at least do it during the day? It’s annoying when they storm in in the middle of the night. Plus, “The King of Limbs” is damn good. Get a grip , Radiohead-Army.)
Most Disappointing Albums of All Time (5): Guns N’ Roses – “Chinese Democracy
In retrospect, it was a little crazy to expect anything spectacular from Guns N’ Roses Chinese Democracy hit shelves in November 2008. By this point, the band had consisted solely of Axl Rose and his hired help for over a decade.
Her 1999 song “Oh My God” from the soundtrack End of Days was deeply unspectacular. And we all had the reports of the endless, insanely expensive sessions on CChinese Democracy read.
But we still hoped that Axl had spent all these years honing his masterpiece and that the end result would prove any doubters wrong.
That didn’t happen. Despite a handful of strong songs like “Better,” “There Was a Time,” and “Prostitute,” the album is ridiculously over-the-top.
The partially reunited band breathed new life into many of them on the reunion tour about a decade later. But Chinese Democracy itself remains a huge disappointment. And the sad fact that they haven’t released anything new since release except rehashed ones Chinese Democracy Outtakes, is even more disappointing.