Christmas is a dangerous time for the penis – the world star’s experiences are in a class of their own: “Honey, I cut off my cock”

The genitals of the former basketball great have been through hard times.

Dennis Rodman is an experienced penile damage expert. ZumaWire / MVPHOTOS

Iltalehti reports today on a recent German study, according to which Christmas is a dangerous time for penises

According to an article published in the British Journal of Urology International, penile fractures occur clearly more during the Christmas holidays than on weekdays.

– If every day was like Christmas, there would have been 43 percent more penile fractures in Germany since 2005, the article states.

The topic is all too familiar to the former NBA star For Dennis Rodmanwho has narrated Viceland on video that he had damaged his genitals on three separate occasions.

For the first time, Rodman’s penis felt hard during foreplay on a cruise. The female friend of the basketball player suggested during a sex session that he jump “inside” her. Rodman did the work as he was told, but the end result was anticlimactic.

After hearing a crash, they noticed blood everywhere.

– He screamed and screamed: “My God, he’s dead”. I said no honey, I just cut my dick, Rodman recalled to Viceland.

After the third penis injury, Rodman sought a doctor in New York and was diagnosed with a concussion.

The day after the visit, the receptionist called Rodman’s female friend to say that without the $25,000 payment, the X-rays of the world star’s penis would go on sale.

Rodman was not fazed by such a threat.

– Sell them, he replied.

For his ability to grab the rebounds The Worm (Finnish mato) nicknamed the American won the NBA championship five times in his career, three times with the Chicago Bulls and twice with the Detroit Pistons. In 2005, Rodman was in Finland playing one match for Torpa Poikie. The event, which attracted more than 7,000 spectators, is still the attendance record in the history of Korisliiga.

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