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With your vagina candle on offer your lifestyle company Pace Gwyneth Paltrow achieved a real scoop. Since then, half the world has not only known its company, but also the intimate fragrance of the actress. While the candle was sold out relatively quickly, there are now records that imitate the smell.
The Australian punk combo Private Function brings its new record ϕ _ (ツ) _/ϕ in a scratch and Riech vinyl edition that causes the vagina fragrance of the Oscar winner. For the musicians, this fragrance candle is “possibly the greatest thing someone has ever done”.
As guitarist Lauren Hester explained, the band was actually inspired by the candle “This Smells Like My Vagina”. However, since the good piece is no longer available on the Goop website and now costs several hundred dollars on the second market, private function had to be a little creative.
750 dollars for the vagina fragrance by Gwyneth Paltrow
Hester: “We immediately tried to buy one, but due to the overwhelming demand, it was immediately sold out. Today they are sold for over $ 700 each.” The ingredients of the candle were then analyzed and a French perfumer was commissioned to imitate the fragrance of Paltrows Vagina. The aroma was then incorporated into vinyl production.
The campaign also has a social component for the Australians. “700 US dollars to smell Gwyneth Paltrows Vagina is quite classistic, and we find at private function that every worker should simply have access to this fragrance 24 hours a day,” said the guitist.
The Goopy version of ϕ _ (ツ) _/ϕ was not very cheap. It was offered in the band’s web shop for $ 150 (approximately 85 euros) and is no longer available. The fragrant variant of the plate still exists.
Last note for everyone who is now looking for vinyl on Ebay: Private Function are not newcomers in the shop with uniquely pressed records. Your album 70HSSV 0773H from 2022 was made with the urine of the band members.