‘André van Duin’s blackmail case is not about a hamster issue’

In any case, the blackmail case in which André van Duin got involved is not about the much-discussed hamster issue. Yvonne Coldeweijer says this in a statement on Instagram.

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André van Duin is currently the most discussed celebrity from The Netherlands. He shocked friend and foe last weekend by revealing that he has filed a report for blackmail. It is unclear what exactly he is being put under pressure with, but according to show connoisseurs it must be ‘something very intense’.

‘It’s not André’

It is true that a scandal has been simmering for a while about a celebrity who would have ended up in hospital with a hamster in his buttocks, but juice queen Yvonne Coldeweijer now immediately denies that this has anything to do with André’s blackmail case. According to her, this is really not the point. “No ?,” she says.

Yvonne revealed just after the turn of the year that a big star ended up in the hospital with a hamster in the anus. She does not want to say who it is, but she accidentally mentioned the conscious name in a podcast. Former politician Boris van der Ham denies that it would concern him. According to one historian, it is all nonsense anyway.

‘Every celebrity suspected’

Flair columnist Hester Zitvast nevertheless finds all celebrities a bit suspicious, she recently wrote. “With every celebrity I see now, I think: ‘Would he…?’ That’s wonderful entertainment, isn’t it? So Yvonne: thank you!”

Now that a celebrity suddenly appears who is being blackmailed, André, that is, all alarm bells immediately go off with Yvonne’s followers. Fortunately, she can debunk that it has anything to do with the hamster issue. Even Yvonne doesn’t know what it is about: “A strange story… Seems like one of the Netherlands’ favorite celebrities… Or is there more to it?”

Cauliflowers

People are speculating on and on No style has no idea where to look. The satirical opinion site can only think of a few things, such as: ‘Pizza was here a long time ago, no need to wait’, and: ‘Cauliflowers actually turned out to be of average size’.

All joking aside: according to André’s bosom friend Evert Santegoeds, it’s all worth crying. ‘André van Duin ended up in a nightmare’, he headlines today The Telegraph.

Showbiz stunned

According to Evert, the entire showbiz world is stunned. “After all, audience favorite André is known as one of the most friendly and humble people in the world. And no one can imagine anything about the transgressive behavior of the man who doesn’t seem to hurt a fly.”

He continues: “In his long career of more than fifty years, André van Duin has never before been the center of a riot or argument. (…) His private life also always went without scandals, so it is not clear when something would have happened that could make André blackmailable.”

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