“Schoften rule the world,” I wrote a while ago, especially referring to Trump, Putin and Xi Jinping. The people involved did not care, but it turned out that a louse in the Pels was working with the US government (“The Enemy Within,” Trump mentions that) who enabled me to listen to the recent phone call between Trump and Putin. Here is an unclear display. First!
Trump: “Hello, Vladi, busy again today?”
Putin: “I make it a quiet day, Don. Bommetje here, rocket there, preferably on Kyiv, because they are already shocked by one dead. But why are you calling? ”
Trump: “Ukraine of course. I want to get rid of it, I don’t want pain in the ass Taking over from Biden, that loser. I will solve it in one day, I have promised my voters, and you will help me with that. ”
Putin: “I listen.”
Trump: “To start with, I am happy that you were willing to leave that American fool, I no longer know his name, who you wanted to hold for years due to possession of a few grams of stuff.”
Putin: “Little effort. And further? ”
Trump: “It is time for that Zensky to finally shut up. We both have an interest in that, because he has more influence than you can expect from such an actor. How are we going to do that? ”
Putin: “Never admit. Shaking everything and everyone. I don’t have to tell you that, do I? We give him a piece of occupied land as a gift, such an area on which we have destroyed everything, but also everything. He can then rebuild that himself. But we keep the rest. And he must also return Koersk as the sodemieter. That is damn of us! ”
Trump: “Just calmly. We think with you more. Did you sometimes think that Ukraine could also save me anything? I didn’t even know where it was exactly, but it was in Europe. So let those weak bags in Europe with their toy guns to solve it nicely themselves. You get a nice area from us to which you were actually not entitled at all, you can stay on the Crimea, Zensky we keep sweet with some vague commitments and he never comes in NATO. But if I were you, and you don’t have this from me, I would try to discharge Zensky. ”
Putin: “It is already being worked on. But can’t you force him to step up? “
Trump: “I get all kinds of bullshit.”
There is now some noise on the line, suddenly a voice with a soft G can be heard.
Trump: “Damn, that’s Gurt.”
Putin: “Géért. We know him well here. We put him in the spotlight in Moscow a while ago. He genót, although he would rather not be reminded of it anymore. I didn’t want to receive him, he was too unimportant for that. But he is a fan of both of us. And he thought the Netherlands was suffering from ‘hysterical Russophobia’. “
Trump: “He does too much to me. I don’t like. There is only one Trump, and that’s me. So I am throwing it off the line now. “
Putin: “What do we meet?”
Trump: “In exchange for their rare earth metals, we give some guns to Ukraine, and you will go ahead. Deal? ”
Putin: “Yes!”