Read the only column of the year in which Elon Musk and Manni Breuckmann appear!
Have you heard it – the magazine “Groove” has been hired, but the editorial team is now continuing as a “Association for Technojournalism”. This is very pretty and yes only consistent, because of course: the club veneer has always been a license plate of the technical scene. And to this day it is like this-if you want to be something in technojournalism, you can sing a song about it or shoot a coarse going-forward gabber-anthem in the synapses (or as I say … I’m not afraid, my techno-ledo is not More entirely up to date) about what it means to punch out the tinnitus -made ears at the annual general meetings of the local newspaper of the local newspaper in Drögen apprenticeships and volunteers.
When the accountability report from the board, knee-deep in the MDMA-Kater, moved to the after-hour again … My goodness, now think, such an epic intro, until it once drops the beat with the technoverein-gag! But wait, I still have one: it can be assumed that one or the other electric author is also available in the association for technojournalism!
Huch! It’s all about money!
Ha-Ha! E-car/e-author-good, right? Of course you can’t go to the gender, because then the gag is there (by the way: do you know the one from the Woken primary school? The drawing teacher is still very crazy because the children always do not have their pronounced people with them!), But this haunt is now anyway So soon over when the virile cis man Friedrich Merz in the Chancellor: I … Pardon: Chancellery lets the Muckis play, the end with such good people ideologies and again focuses on those who also generate a bite dividend in the portfolio, Hallihallo.
By the way, I’m sorry if I have now triggered her with the electric car – you have to involuntarily think of Elon Musk, and maybe you are eating. Sorry. In the past, when I was still blue -eyed and naive, before … a few years, I thought that this Elon Musk had to be somehow a good one because it – just – builds electric cars and the name is also to Elton John, music and Moschus ox sounds, three things that I think – with certain gradations – is quite good (free after Manni Breuckmann: “Duplicity of events – that sounds good, that sounds like chocolate bars!”).
IMAGINE MY DISAPPOINTMEN when I found: Huch! It’s all about money! So it went, meanwhile it should be something like world domination over the Broitude with the terrorist Trump. Already weird that at the end of 2024 you were allowed to put more hope in the future of Syria (1001 congratulations!) Than in the United States … Recently, one read that Elton John “quarreled” with his stage name. And then I have to say: with all love, Elton, that really can’t be a problem now. Tell your worry eater – mine already has constipation.
This column first appeared in the music express edition 2/2025.